How To Write A Story Like Bryan Singer

by InsaneHoboLady

Welcome to the fourth installment of the How To Write A Story Like series. This is how I thought that Bryan Singer wrote the X-Men movies. Because they are that predictable. Not recommended for massive fans of the series.

How to Write a Story like Bryan Singer

A/N: Yeah, I know that Bryan Singer isn't actually an author, but still, he's PEREETY predictable. Still, he had good ideas for a predictable comic although the characters were a bit black and white and he wasn't able to explain the ideas well.

Follow these easy steps to write a story like Bryan Singer:

Step 1: Is there a way for your character to get beaten up without getting killed? If not, make one up. But the main character must not know about it. Amnesia is a good idea at this point.

Step 2: You should also add a love interest! And also have a boyfriend for the love interest just so you can put in the lines: 'Girls, we like the bad boy, but when we really choose, we choose the good guy' and then your main character can answer back: 'Maybe I could be a good guy'. Just because he is a lovable arsehole.

Step 3: Now that you have good guys, what about bad guys! Have them be connected to the main character, in his shadowy past. Just so that you don't have to explain it to the audience. Make them have TEH EBULLLLLL plans for world domination, or maybe they are just seeking to even the score.

Step 4: Now for a plot! Look over the motive for the evil villain and have your main characters stop the evil plot. Just so that you can make some more sequels. And prequels for that matter too!

Now you are on your way to writing a story like Bryan Singer!