A/N: Enjoy.
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Mei-Li hated the feeling of sneaking around in a transformation jutsu – why did she decide to disguise herself as a preteen? Oh, yeah, so she seemed harmless. No one would expect a little girl to be a jounin. She missed her boobs jiggling as she moved.
She soon arrived in the Akatsuki Headquarters. She walked carefully in the shadows so she wasn't caught. She found herself in the kitchen.
The first thing Mei-Li saw was jet-black hair pulled into a low ponytail. The head it was attached to was lying on the table and snoring sounds came out the mouth – she didn't smell any gassy odors so she assumed it was snoring. Knowing what she did about Akatsuki and all her stalkerish knowledge of everyone who had ever laid foot in Konoha, she knew that was her target, Itachi Uchiha. She crept over to him, afraid he was faking. She may not have been afraid of him, but she knew he was a very dangerous man.
The Uchiha's head shot up, having felt her presence. He had only a couple of seconds but that was far too few. She smirked at the shock on his face when he caught sight of her preteen form.
She put two fingers to Itachi's forehead and giggled in a high voice, "Poke of death," and left as silently and quickly as she appeared.
The S-class criminal sat there, wondering what was up with that. He shrugged and went back to sleep after convincing himself the girl was a hallucination.