Jarem was waving a peice of long flatbread around in the air. "Can I have everyones attention please?"

Noone payed Jarem any mind. "Heellllo can I have everyones attention please?"

Noone payed Jarem any mind. "Can I have everyones attention please?"

Noone payed Jarem any mind. "Yeah hi, Can I have everyones attention please?"

Noone payed Jarem any mind. Noone pays Jarem anything. Not even money. "Maybe just one person ,please? thanks."

Noone payed Jarem any mind.

Hercules climbed onto a kitchen chair. " Can I have everyones attention please?"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and gave Hercules their full attention. Then they all started cheering.

Hercules humbly calmed the crowd. " I have an announcment to make."

"What? what is it Herc anything you need!" Amy shouted.

"Yeah Hercules you always have our greatest gratitude!" Jason shouted.

" It's acually May I have everyones attenion please, not Can I have everyones attention please, May not Can " Iolaus II corrected.

"We love you Hercules!" Lara screamed.

Hercules thanked them all then made his announcement. " May someone please pass the sugar,I'd appreciate it, thanks."

Someone passed Herc the sugar and Iolaus II corrected his grammer once again. They all went back to doing whatever. Most especially not paying any mind to Jarem.

Jarem crept over to Daffy " Hey Daff could you help me get their attention?"

Daffy put his hands on his hips. " Who you calling Daft? I'm not daft. You're daft."

"No I ment your name Daffy, I called you Daff."

"Draft? I aint writing you no draft."

"No, you mishear me."

Tib butted his head in between them " Did someone say Steak tenderloin?"

Jarem sighed "No I said- You know what? I did. Who wants steak!"

Noone payed Jarem any mind. Xept maybe Tib... . . a little.

Jarem started waving his flatbread more violently. Then he spoke into it. His voice boomed throughout the room.

" WElllcomme to the 5th annual Hunger gam- no wait thats not right..." Jarem cleared his throat " WElcome to Jarems Jibber Jabber jabble! You are all contestants on my latest game show! Now lets JABBle!"

Rory started whispering to Amy " Whats he going on about?"

Amy shrugged " Donno. Is that flatbread?"

Jarem appeared right in front of Amy. She screeched and covered her mouth. " Why this is my microphone Young miss, would you like to say something to the audience?"

"It's flatbread . . ."

Jarem quickly turned to Rory. " How about you young sir? would you like to speak to the audience?"

" What audience. . . . "

Seemingly content with that Jarem continued hosting his so called game show. "First my Wonderful assistant Jason will set you all up around the table!"

Jasons eyes went wide. He silently pointed to himself and quietly mouthed "me?"

Jarem was trying to push chairs around the table. " Yes of course you!" He couldnt budge the chairs. "Herc can you help?

Hercules picked up all the chairs AND Jarem and shoved them into a circle around the table. Iolaus shoved him "Herc! why are you promoting this! you have got to learn to say NO!"

Hercules shrugged. He just couldn't say no this time . . . maybe next time.

Jason awkwardly started showing people to their chairs.

Once everyone was set up Jarem picked up a card and started reading. " What do you call a Male Chicken?"

The Doctor buzzes in " Flappy burger!"

Jarem: COrrect!

Jarem: Whats the longest you have gone without sleep?

*BZZ*Strife: Think Feather!

Jarem: Absolutely.. . . CORRECT!

Jarem: What is my name?

*BZZ*Joxer: Mr Flip Fish

Jarem: CORRECT, Of course it is!

Jarem: What is My uncles name?

*BZZZ*Snake: The moon.

Jarem: . . . Im sorry but . . . Thats right!

Jarem: What does U.S.A stand for?

*BZZ* Dahak: Unbelievable Sins and Atrocitys of bloody death.

Jarem: . . . . . . . CORREEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

Jarem: Do you recycle?

*BZZ* Iolaus II: Yes.

Jarem: I'm terribly sorry that answer is incorrect. My lovely assistant Jason will see to it you never come back.

Iolaus II started panicking. " Wait what! but but but but bu got it right!"

Jason reluctantly took iolaus II by the arm and threw him out the door.

"Ha my BZZZ was longer then all of yours!" Snake randomly shouts to everyone.

Jarem beamed. " Ya know we really need to come up with a more dramatic way of eliminating people then throwing them out the door into the front yard."

"I can help with that." Ares says as he sits relaxed in his chair.

"Great! lets get started then my handpuppets want action. Everyone get ready for round two! and you wont be answering questions either. Now let's Jabble!"

Noone payed Jarem any mind.