This song was in my head at the same time these two were so this happened…

Enjoy…

Lithuania had to ask. It had been on his mind for days now. He got up out of the chair he was sitting in and went to find his friend. Turning the corner, he heard loud music.

"Poland?" he said aloud heading towards the noise. As he approached he could just barely make out words.

"Boys wanna marry, lookin' at my dairy!" Poland sang loudly with little consideration for pitch. Dairy? Lithuania thought, What is he talking about? Cows? But why would you want to marry someone for their livestock? I suppose he could be talking about actual milk, but if you wanted that, couldn't you just go to the supermarket?

He was walking forward as he was thinking these things. And without even realising it, he came to the room that contained his very odd friend.

"All eyes on me when I walk in, no question that this girl's a ten, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!" Poland's voice rang out as he swished his hips back and forth, completely off beat with the music.

He was wearing a light green mini-dress that contrasted with the darker green of his eyes making them stand out. With it, he wore silver kitten-heel sandals that had the effect of making his smooth, hairless legs look slightly longer.

In a word, he was stunning; albeit a creepy, totally screwed up kind of stunning.

"Hey, Liet!" he said, not even pausing in his dance.

"…Hey…" responded Lithuania, somewhat to himself. Had he wanted to ask something? Whatever he had been wanting to know earlier was now far from his mind. Deciding that his brain had already died enough for one day, he turned around and left the room.