Roans POV
I love voldermaught.
I love his nose.
But so does Dave.
Dave is handsome.
Voldie loves him too.
I am heartbroken.
I want Voldy to luuuuuuve me.
Why can't he bloody luuuuuuuve me?
:(
I have awesome ginger hair.
I am fat!
Why can't he love me!
Ginny luuuuuves me, Harrry luuuuuves me and Dumbledooor luuuuuves me.
They all want to marry me.
Why can't mr no nose luuuuve me 2.
It makes NOOOOOOOO sense
:(
One day later.
"ROOOOON I LUUUUUUVE YOU TOOOOO!" Voldy screamed.
"I wouldn't be surprised!" Ron rolled his eyes
Then Harry and Dumbledoor kissed and Nagini and Draco kissed.
"I LUUUUVE YOU!" Harry shouted at Dumbledoor.
And they all luuuved Happily ever after.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoo
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