1Beware of the Statue!

Yes, faithful FanFiccers, I'm back! This is a One-shot from everyone's Fav Purple-haired Authoress. Characters are mostly In Character. Chibi Erik is especially proud of this story. Read on, reading lovers, read on!

Disclaimer: I still own nothing...not even my soul...

It was a dark and dreary afternoon. Erik had just gotten out of his first day of second grade. He was content with his class, except that that Raoul-guy was in it. He had harbored a grudge against Raoul since that first day in Kindergarden...flashback!

Erik was sitting at his table, planning an elaborate statue of Christine. Oh, how he loved her, for three years now, and he wanted her to know. He wanted everyone to know. As he put the finishing touches on the rough draft, he saw HIM. Raoul walked up to Christine and asked her to eat lunch with him. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE CLASS!!!!! Erik fumed with hatred, and Raoul knew it. He was pushing all of Erik's wrong buttons. Then what happened next to our masked friend was so horrible that it had to be censored. Not even the witnesses knew what happened...end flashback!

As Erik walked innocently (?) along he noticed the hated Raoul staring at something. Naturally, Erik was interested as to what was so great that Raoul had to stare at it for so long. When Erik walked up, Raoul noticed him and ran behind him, supposedly for protection. Erik finally saw what was so great. It was a statue. Not just any statue, but his statue of Christine! The workmanship was flawless in every way imaginable. Heck, it could have been Christine for all he knew!!!

"What's wrong, fop?" Erik asked the terrified boy standing behind him.

"Th-the sta-statue..." Raoul finally replied, "It m-moves!"

'Yeah, right', Erik thought glumly, 'and here I thought it would be something cool'. Erik tried to move away, but he saw Meg across the street and ran over to talk to her. She was someone he actually got along with...

"Wait, Erik!" Raoul shouted, "Don't leave me with this hideous thing!" That made Erik only run faster. As Meg and Erik conversed, they heard a high-pitched girly scream that sounded like it could have only come from Raoul. They decided to ignore it. Then they went for ice-cream and pizza with Christine. When Erik returned to the spot where Raoul stood only five minutes earlier, he found that he had disappeared.

"Oh, well," Erik sighed. It was then when he noticed the hair. The hair was so sickly clean and shiny that it could have been only one person's. He just didn't care. However, when he noticed that the beautiful statue was gone he did care. In fact, he cared a whole lot. What could happened to such a beautiful piece of art? Maybe Raoul ran off with it. Or maybe the statue ran off with Raoul. Erik rather liked the second one...

"Come back, Statue!!!!" Erik screamed, "You're my hero!!!!!!" With that outburst, Erik ran in a random direction, trying to find his new-found Hero (also possibly to try to assist in the tortures that might be in store for Raoul...)!

The End.

Well? How did you like it? I know where the Hated one is... Is it:

A.) In MY closet,

B.) In CHIBI ERIK'S closet, or,

C.) Locked in HIS OWN closet?

Tell me where you think Raoul is. The first one who guesses correctly will win their own opera house, complete with an Erik of their choosing to be used at their own disposal. Now that's some motivation to REVIEW!!!!

PS- the winner will be announced in my profile...eventually!!!