A/N This rough block of text delivered to you from that maniacally depressed mind of mine. Enjoy, I guess. It almost has no dots, hahaha...
That nancy boy Ash was hotly mating a quadrocycle when he had an apocalyptic orgasm, which impregnated that horny slutbike with four and twenty thousand little monocycle kids, but that racistic fucker Ash was a latent dick, so he rammed the quadrocycle's stomach with an anchor crafted from childfree rage alone, causing a genocide of an abortion which the quadrocycle shat out of it's exhaust pipe so that unwashed, evil cunthole Ash could hungrily consume the ugliest one as he was already traumatized, because that quadrocycle raped his pathetic, weak-minded self (his excuse for talk shows, just in case), who (uhm, which) chewed that hateful fascist mechaphile Ash out hard, for he didn't even support her after accidentally (or so she though, naive) causing her to give premature birth, which made that bloody cocksucker Ash grow horns of idiocy and run rampant like a shit-for-brains he was, which drove that shit-smelling dukewhore May epileptic, so she punched a metal banana through the lower jaw of horrible, drug dealing anarcho gay-bully-nazi-homophobe who was Ash, in an uppercut, catching his brain on a plate with a knife, a fork and a super-duper-shmuper kinky napkin, which enraged that awkward, hasty, bitchy pricktease hentaistar May further because the sun wasn't as smooth and fat as 12,5 half-eons ago, which was when that lamb Ash met that mutha Brock and they summoned all Legendaries, Mythicals, all regions' Gym Leaders, Elite Four members and Champions so they had a massive, truly the filthiest trisexual (genderless ones too) orgy ever to pollute the air, causing the dwarf stars to piss liquid death metal all over the Earth, ruining all libraries and making all frogs grow curly laser beards, which weren't beards for they were made of the compressed shit of hypocritical robot whales who had dickholes for mouths and exploding chainsaws for eyes, but that smelly pelvis Brock hated beards so he smashed them into shitty pathetic mass with ten thousand simultaneous dropkicks made of nuclear bombs all while that cunting twat Ash was hotly and fiercely raped by two and 21,58 anthro Lucario jock-niggers, but that prickfreak Brock wasn't a dick so he slew the horde with his signature 50lvl Killslay, which made that depressed psychopath Ash laugh cuntish sounds made entirely of radioactive marmalade horse rabbits, which were hastily consumed by that worthless little obsessed rat Gikachu, which altered his mind so then he wished hard to taste that ugly asshole Blaziken's nipples and raid him with ruthless, countless spanks, which he did, making the anthropomorphic chicken-wannabe's butt so hot, his farts became flamethrower plumes, which set the clouds on fire and made that oversized wusswart Giratina shit itself it its sleep, which enraged the sky so much it rained phone booths made of revenge, which then slowly obliterated all existing worlds and all sentient creatures' minds were incinerated by the epic flames of justice, which weren't epic flames of fucking justice, but in fact the hardest farts of the last drunk triceratops, who wasn't drunk but dope from sniffling Vileplumes having fetishistic, godless sex, the act being rabidly dedicated to that toilet cunt Gary, who wasn't human but a mammoth made of screwdrivers and at the same an oversized amoeba tank with a spine made of lasers and thoughts made of Big Bangs, who was just mad and punched the whole fucking Kilimanjaro mountain through the stupid face of that amnesiac pussycave Ash fucking KETCHUM, but the young, wretched, hat-wearing and giggling boy belaughed the futile attack for he was dosed up to the eyeballs with steroids, coke and many-many other supposedly healing medicine he found in that fat, satrap faggotmonger Paul's house, which imploded at the very moment so Ash could catch it with his bare arms and made a pounding slag out of nearby pedestrians because his guilty pleasure was being harshly testicle-whipped while masturbating to laughing people and gay singers while Gikachu was filming it all for cash, being a flatulent, nobody, snot-eating, fuckbastardish, shitfaced pussy-whipper he is while that old man May chuckled with an energy to make that fucking useless, gregarious smelly bloke Brendan hornEY and run into the nearby toiled for a fierce bout of dry masturbation, jerking his baby dick with his athletic-acrobatic legs covered in Nike boots, pelting that obnoxious, titless, jobless clitwanking woodboard Dawn with his pre which made her suck her own tits and grow horns made of idiocy, so that snot-gargling, obsolete half-corpse of Ash and that unimaginably sexy sleaze Dawn fell in love with eachother and kissed, making the suns explode tornadoes made of testosterone screams which awakened an obnoxiously beardy Gardevoir who went around tickling people with it like some vain cunting pig mutant cunthole-for-brains jizz-whoring pitiful sonnuva whore, which enraged that fucking brat Brendan who tried to hateslap this abominably putrid wretch of such attractive species, but the ugly creature bashed the boy's face with its incredibly hairy butt, smothering his expression between the asscheeks, giving him an arseburger, which that Pokemon fucking Emerald fucking-me-gently starter ate down in a loud gulp, leaving the atrocity assless and making it cry liquid tears which were like salty water, which that nice little sluthole Dawn drank down and became stronger, but that obese cross-dressing pissheadish melancholy fuckwit Brendan just let go of her arm and she fell from the cliff, making her land with a loud crash sound and die a death, but it didn't end, for the was picked up by that creepy, copraphiliac, fucking smiling little horrid degenerate circumcised petite prick N, who took her further into the depths of a nearby forest and fucking molested her dead body, which caused her fragrant pussy to attract beasts, whom that rancid fuck N scared away...by just looking at them with that fucking face of his, the scariest scarecrows be assfucked, he was scary, even scarier that the ejaculating mighty cock of Satan himself!
Ayayayayaya papa papa mama mama papa yayuyawa...