What does Bella do when Edward is gone?
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Kanye's workout plan
B (POV)
"I'm feed up looking like the cookie monster's little sister," Bella yelled
She went on Amazon and wrote workout plans.
"Hmm, Kanye's work out plan for Free.99, SIGN ME UP"
(5 days later)
(No ones POV)
Bella gets dressed in a outfit similar to what little miss sunshine wore
Puts the tape in
( cd )
Now you just popped in
the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape
And ladies
if you follow these instructions exactly
You might be able to pull
you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car
So
first of all we gon' work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little
tight ass!
[Verse 1
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit
ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like
this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't
drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't
disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so
excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my
dick
What's scary to me henny make girls look like Halle Berry to
me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless
you, good night I came...
I came...
I came...
[Chorus
its
been a week without me
n she feel weak without me
she want to
talk it out but
ain't nothin to talk about
unless she talkin
bout freakin out
and maybe we can work it out
work it
out
work it out
work it out
work it out nooowww
maybe we
can work it out
[Verse 2
Oh girl your silhouette make
me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set
Twista said get it wet
Ooh girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your
mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks, yea, i bought them
cars
Still kill a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the
oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day, girl, we can bone
So
you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big
girl if you ain't fit girl I still hit girl
1 and you brought 2
friends OK 3 more now hop in the benz
4 door do you know the
difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All them mocha lattes you gotta
do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back
dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas
Chorus
[Interlude:
Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background
[Jill Hi may name is
Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan, I was
able to pull a NBA player
and like now I shop every day on Rodeo
Drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! Woooo! woooo! woooo!
woooo! woooo! woooo!
(Alice comes in and stop the CD)
Bella's (pov)
Alice looked at me with disgust and I tried to explain but she just left before I could so I pop the CD back in,
No ones (POV)
After 5 hunting days Bella lost 20 pounds and all the (human) boys envied her beauty.
2 weeks later she gained 30 pounds from too much milk shakes.
Don't worry Edward still loves her.
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