ChibiDialga: Ummmm so technically this is like my 2nd or 3rd fanfiction because I did like 2 on DA….. Anyway this has been drilling my mind for a while now and I just had to do it. Had to.
Master Hand: Can you just shut up and get on with the story?
ChibiDialga: NO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP.
Master Hand:...
ChibiDialga: Not so fun now is it? Anyway off with your heads! Errr wait I think thats wrong…..
Chapter 1: Starting from the beginning
Master hand and his annoying younger brother, Crazy Hand, had always wondered how it was to play as their heroes. Every day they would play with their little stuffed dolls of characters from all over the universe. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were immortal beings but they just couldn't take all these heroes out of their worlds… right?
Master Hands fingertips sparkled and twinkled and the little stuffed dolls shone and glowed. Then, KURPLOPFLOP! Each and every figure came to life. A red hero, a small yellow rat creature, a pink marshmallow…wait, make that two pink marshmallows, a green dinosaur, a boy with a cap, a green swordsman, a racer, a fox, a mean turtle thing, an ape, a warrior suited in high tech armor, and a green man who no one seems to remember. The red hero who was Mario looked at the mean turtle thing who was Bowser and started to run for him. That is until he noticed his surroundings and all the strange people around him. "Mama mia. Who the hell are you people?" he asked while stepping away from the smiling marshmallows. Master Hand quietly watched in the corner while Crazy went to go get some applesauce for his "guests."
" Pikachu! Pi Pika Pika Piiiiiiii?" ( Watch the language. I'm Pikachu. Do you understaaaannd meee, fat human?"
" Yo Yo Yoshi!" (You'd think you would remember the dino that raised you!)
" Jiggy " ( Nice Mustache )
" Poyo " ( Hungry…)
" oooh oooh aahh aahh! " ( oooh oooh aahh ahh )
Mario looked at them dumbfounded. His eyes trailer over at Bowser who growled and laugh/cackled. Luigi simply fainted. Ness played with Pikachu. Mario slowly turned to Samus who shrugged and made darth vader noises. Fox was running around the place questioning everything and Captain Falcon kept mumbling about showing moves…Mario walked over to Link, hoping he could speak english. Link stared at him. Finally he opened his mouth. " Hyaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Mario stared at him and fell to the ground. The green swordsman coughed a little. "Sorry got something in my throat." Mario sighed with relief. " Well at least you can-" Mario started until Bowser came and ruined his happiness buy slamming into him. He growled and then started fighting which gave Master Hand an idea. He slapped away both of the smashers from each other and smiled. ( can he smile? ) Master Hand coughed.
" I have a dream. A dream that you people would come together in one world. A dream where you would interact with each other. I now see that I can have you all fight each other… But you will not die. You will than be known as applesaucers!" and with that they cheered and Crazy destroyed the world and everyone died!
The End! R and R Please!
ChibiDialga: Wait! Master Hand stop messing with the story!
Master Hand: It was Crazy!
Crazy: Nu uh! GOsh blubber why ya got to act this way brah! It not funny with all them bunnehs amd applesauce mon.
Master Hand: Wt-
ChibiDialga: Whatever on with how the story actually goes!
Where were we… Aha! I have a dream bla bla bla…
" But you will not die. You will be known as Smashers and be world known celebrities!" The smashers looked at each other, not impressed. "You get free pancakes."
With that the smashers cheered and this would be the start of a great adventure.
Crazy: I liked my ending better..
ChibiDialga: How can we continue the story if it just ends with the world destroying and everybody dying you moron!
Master Hamd: Wait theres more!
ChibiDialga: Of course theres more dummy! Stay tuned guys! If you guys get the gist you'll see how I'm having the story-
Crazy: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh R and R for more of my smexiness! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ChibiDialga: I don't own any of the smashers…. or master and crazy….
