Banishing Betty
By: AnimeNutsy
Disclaimers: I own nothing. Do not sue.
Warnings: Sillyness. A LOT of sillyness…
A/N: This is going to be extremely short, but I really hope everyone enjoys it. .
Banishing Betty
Gojyo had just lit up a cigarette, and had a glass of vodka ready to drink. He was walking past a closed door, when he heard some peculiar sounds coming from behind the door. He stepped closer to the door to listen.
"Who's your daddy, then?" Came the unmistakable voice of Sanzo. The cigarette almost fell from Gojyo's lips. 'What the hell? Is he in there with a girl? Why, that sneaky little bastard!' Gojyo thought, and downed the vodka, so he could put the empty glass to the door to listen through it.
"I love you so much, baby. The way your beautiful body glistens…oh, yeah." Sanzo spoke again. Outside, Gojyo frowned and tried to hear more.
"Do you like it when I rub you that way, baby?" Sanzo spoke again, and this time Gojyo could take no more. He kicked the door in, glaring. "Okay! Enough is enough! Why should you get to have women in your rooms when people like me are—" Gojyo was cut off, as he saw Sanzo leap up from his sitting position on the bed.
"Gojyo! You filthy water sprite! Don't you know how to knock!?" Sanzo shouted, angrily. It was then that Gojyo noticed that Sanzo…hadn't been talking that way to a woman. On the bed, was Sanzo's banishing gun, and it was in the process of being oiled.
Gojyo looked up at Sanzo, with an incredulous look on his face. "Don't tell me…you…and the gun…?" Gojyo asked. Sanzo, blushing, put a pillow over the gun. "Gojyo! GET OUT!!" Sanzo shouted. "You sad bastard." Gojyo replied, bursting into laughter.
"Shut it, you little ass worm!" Sanzo snarled. "Talk about being trigger-happy!" Gojyo guffawed, slapping his leg in laughter. "I SAID GET THE HELL OUT!!" Sanzo roared, and took the gun from under the pillow, and began to fire off a few rounds at Gojyo's feet. Gojyo started jumping around to avoid the bullets.
"Yeah, that's right! Dance, you annoying bitch! Dance! Shake what your daddy gave you! Muahahahahahaha!" Sanzo laughed, as he popped off another few rounds. "Shit, man! It's only a gun, for Christ sake!" Gojyo shouted.
"She's not just a gun, and her name happens to be Betty!" Sanzo shouted, as Gojyo ran out the room to safety. "Did he hurt your feelings, Betty?" Sanzo asked the gun, who miraculously enough (ahem) just…sat there, doing nothing.
"Oh, well. Back to oiling." Sanzo spoke, and went back to oiling his Banishing Betty.
A/N: I hope you all liked it. Please read and review.