Hey this is my first fanfic so be merciful If you review! By the way I own
all of them! I own everything! Hahahahha!!!
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Chapter One; Very evil plans Voldemort was sleeping under his Chudley Cannons comforter when he smelled something. No it couldn't be. Snape had made pancakes! He ran downstairs to find all the death eaters dressed in their tall dark cloaks sitting around the table with a huge stack of pancakes. They all looked up. Lestrange mumbled through a mouthful of pancake, "Sup' Voldie?" He grinned evilly. He had plans for today, big plans. Whipping out his wand he conjured up a doodle board and started writing. "Okay so I've heard a rumor that Dumbledore's little friends Lily and James are getting married. Now obviously this is a problem." Wormtail butted in and squeaked, "What's the problem with them getting married?" Voldie glared at him then grinned. "Well of course it's a problem! We haven't bought them a gift yet! Now I was thinking we could just kidnap Martha Stewart, maybe an imperius curse." All the death eaters gasped, Snape started smacking himself in the head with the frying pan, and Wormtail again squeaked, "But m'lord! Their wedding was last night!" Voldemort glared at him then stuttered, "T-they d- didn't invite m-me!?!?" He pondered this for a moment then whispered, "Yes.yes that will work. most definitely." He clapped his hands together then exclaimed, "I'll just wreck their honeymoon! YES! IT'S PERFECT!" The death eaters all nodded in agreement, especially Snape (Yes! Now he could finally kill James! Yay!). Voldemort grinned. Excellent.
Okay I need to remind you to be merciful! This is my first fanfic! By the way do you hear a little voice inside your head that is saying, "Review.REVIEW!"? Well listen to it. Thanx!
Chapter One; Very evil plans Voldemort was sleeping under his Chudley Cannons comforter when he smelled something. No it couldn't be. Snape had made pancakes! He ran downstairs to find all the death eaters dressed in their tall dark cloaks sitting around the table with a huge stack of pancakes. They all looked up. Lestrange mumbled through a mouthful of pancake, "Sup' Voldie?" He grinned evilly. He had plans for today, big plans. Whipping out his wand he conjured up a doodle board and started writing. "Okay so I've heard a rumor that Dumbledore's little friends Lily and James are getting married. Now obviously this is a problem." Wormtail butted in and squeaked, "What's the problem with them getting married?" Voldie glared at him then grinned. "Well of course it's a problem! We haven't bought them a gift yet! Now I was thinking we could just kidnap Martha Stewart, maybe an imperius curse." All the death eaters gasped, Snape started smacking himself in the head with the frying pan, and Wormtail again squeaked, "But m'lord! Their wedding was last night!" Voldemort glared at him then stuttered, "T-they d- didn't invite m-me!?!?" He pondered this for a moment then whispered, "Yes.yes that will work. most definitely." He clapped his hands together then exclaimed, "I'll just wreck their honeymoon! YES! IT'S PERFECT!" The death eaters all nodded in agreement, especially Snape (Yes! Now he could finally kill James! Yay!). Voldemort grinned. Excellent.
Okay I need to remind you to be merciful! This is my first fanfic! By the way do you hear a little voice inside your head that is saying, "Review.REVIEW!"? Well listen to it. Thanx!