Love Stinks "You Both Drive Me Crazy"

Inu-chan: DON'T OWN YYH!! NOR DO I OWN MEW FROM POKEMON. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

Inuyasha: Inu, why the hell does your voice sound all high and squeaky?

Naku: Cause, her mother bought some helluim ballons for her job, and baka here untied one and sucked in the air.

Rin: *laughing her head off* DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

I-chan: *nods and sucks in some more air* I DO BELIEVE THAT I OWN LII, BUT I DO NOT OWN YYH, AS I SAID BEFORE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND TIME. YOU CAN BEGIN TO READ NOW.

Rin: *laughs harder*

Inuyasha: ...

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"Why not???"

"Cause I said no."

"Come on Kurama! I never get to go with you. You guys are always leaving me behind as if I'm some three year old!! And I'm not! I'm much older then I look."

"Lii, will you stop your whining. For the last time no." Kurama said more sternly then before. His cousin growled and crossed her arm, pouting. "Besides, what are you going to do there, hm? Drive us all crazy with your fidgeting and tantrums?"

"I don't fidget! And I don't throw tantrums!"

"You are doing both right now."

Kurama smiled devilishly at Lii, who stuck out her tongue, admitting defeat. "Fine, I'll stay here and do my fidgeting and throw my tantrums." She looked into Kurama's green eyes with her blue ones. Kurama nodded and smiled.

*Even after all these years in the Makia and Ningenkai, I can still win ever argument with her.* The kitsune thought, patting the young nine-tails on the head. *Though, she seems more stubborn as a human then her nine- tailself.* He glanced over his shoulder to see Lii still has her arms crossed and was glaring at him.

*Much more stubborn.*

"Will you stop glaring at me like that?" He exhaled.

"Who says I'm glaring?" She replied snottily.

Kurama sighed and locked the door as he went out. Lii looked around then raced towards the door to look out the peep hole to make sure Kurama was gone.

"Phew!" She turned around and leaned against the door. "Okay, coast is clear!"

Lii looked at the stairs to see a girl Hiei's height with greenish-bluish hair and garnet eyes. In her arms she held a pink cat like creature with a long thin tail that was paddle-like at the end. Lii grinned and grabbed her spirit monster. "If I didn't do what I just did, then Kurama would be wondering what was wrong. Yes he would!" Lii rubbed her nose with her pink cat.

Yukina began to giggle. "Okay! So, has anybody got any ideas?" Lii looked at Yukina and to Mew

"For what exactly?" The Koorime asked, looking slightly confused.

"Uhm... I don't know." The young nine-tail kitsune looked confused herself.

"Mew!" Mew looked around before flying to Yukina and sat on her head since is was no bigger the a adult house cat.

"Oh yeah that's right!" The nine tail slammed a fist in her hand. "We gotta follow Kurama."

Yukina blinked. "Why?" Lii looked at her friend.

"Because I got this deep gut feeling that Kurama likes someone," She moved close to Yukina forcing the Koorime to back up. "And that someone is your brother."

"H-Hiei?"

"I think. I mean.... I'm not positively sure, but that's why we got to follow him!" She ran for the door and down the steps.

"Lii! Wait!!" The Koorime ran after the blue-black haired girl grabbing Mew from her head and locking the door.

~*Somewhere in Tokyo*~

"I still don't know why Kurama would like my brother. I thought boy's were supposed to like girls." Yukina asked, walking near Lii through the crowd of ningens.

"Well, sometimes boys like their own gender and the same goes for girls." Yukina looked at her. "Besides," Lii looked at her. "You know, that I know, that we both know, that Hiei and Kurama knows, that they don't know that we know, that they know, that nobody else knows that they really, really really like each other."

"Myu... @_@" Mew had swirly eyes as it was slumped over Yukina's shoulder disguised as a small grey kitten.

"Too many knows." Yukina shook her head. She looked at Lii, seeing the nine tail with a sore look on her face. "What's wrong."

"I could see it in his eyes. I know he's lovesick, of course I don't know how long though, but I notice him watch couples go by hand in hand. He would just sigh and put on his fake smile to reassure me that everything is okay. Sometimes I see Hiei watch Keiko and Yusuke laugh together and you and Kuwabara smile at each other. And who do they have to do it with, no one really."

The Nine tails looked up at the sky. Yukina watched her, swearing that she saw the cool blue eyes flash their original ruby red. "I know what they both desire." The Koorime looked at the ground. Yes, she too noticed that pain in Hiei's face when he watched ningen couples go by and demon mates. Lii looked at her friend to see the sadness come across her face, she silently scolded herself of causing Yukina pain.

The Koorime was too of a beautiful creature to hurt. "Still... I still don't why you think Kurama would like Hiei, and Hiei would like Kurama?" She looked at Lii, who had this crazy grin on her face.

"That my darling, is why we are following them." Yukina blinked." But sad to say their both to stubborn to admit their feelings."

The Koorime nodded then started and looked at Lii with wide eyes, as the kitsune gave a sudden outburst. "Ah!! Those two are driving me CRAZY!! CRAZY YOU HEAR ME!!" She shouted at the sky. Yukina tried not to giggle and blush a deep red from embarrassment as passing ningens looked at them.

The young nine tail looked at them. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT!??" They resumed going to whereever. "Bunch of bakas.." Lii huffed. Yukina looked around.

"Uhm Lii... we're lost aren't we?" Lii stopped walking and looked around.

"AH... CRAP!!!!" ~*~ "Thanks mister." Lii waved at the taxi driver, dropping them off in front of Kuwabara's apartment.

"Well, now what?" Yukina asked looking at her friend. Lii just stood there, then shrugged.

"I have no clue." Yukina sighed as she held Mew in her arms, who was back in it's original form.

"I think you should spy." A voice startled the two. Yukina and Lii looked up to see Botan floating there on her oar.

"Botan!! What are you doing here and not in there??" Lii pointed to where Kuwabara's apartment was.

"I was in there, but came out here after delivering the boys' next mission."

"Oh..." Lii and Yukina looked at each other. "What do you mean that we should spy??" Lii demanded suddenly.

Botan flushed. "Uhm, well, I overheard your conversation, when you two were lost."

"Oh.." Lii said again. Botan was just about to take here leave when she was almost knocked off her oar with another sudden outburst. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU HEARD OUR CONVERSATION!?? YOU WERE THERE AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAY HI!! AND ANOTHER THING!!!!.... You didn't tell Kurama we were trying to follow him, did you?"

After a couple minutes of trying to get back on her oar, Botan blew her ponytail out of her face and looked down at the worried kitsune. "No, I didn't tell Kurama or anyone else that you were trying to follow him. BUT..." There was a big onomious 'but,' "I can tell you this; Kurama and Hiei do like each other."

Yukina and Lii looked at each other. The kitsune looked back at Botan. "Can I tell you something?"

"What?"

"You drive me crazy! Just as much as Hiei and Kurama do." Yukina and Botan both laughed. They stopped in front of Kuwabara's house before they even noticed.

The door began to open up startling all three of them. Kuwabara's head poked out before he stepped out and scratched his head, looking around. "Huh, I could have sworn I heard someone out here?" He looked around a couple more times.

Over the roof, Lii had her hand covering Yukina's mouth as Yukina covered hers with one, and used her other hand to cover Botan's mouth. All three were trying to stop themselves from giggling.

Kuwabara gave one final look around before heading back in to tell Yusuke to shut up and stop his yelling. The three girls tried to see if he was gone without falling off the oar, but couldn't see anything.

"OUCH!! Watch what you are doing!!" Lii hissed hanging upside down from the oar as it drifted a little, hitting her head against the edge of the roof. "Unless you people are going to rescue me after giving me a concussion."

"Sorry." Botan leaned over.

"Is he gone?" Yukina leaned over as well.

"Yeah. Now, pull me up!! I think my nose is bleeding!" Botan and Yukina started to pull Lii up, but the door slammed open.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The girls let go of Lii, startled. Who caught the rail just before plummeting towards her doom. Kuwabara stood there and quickly recognize the nine tail kitsune.

"I got you Lii!!" He raced towards the girl as Yusuke and Kurama appeared. After getting her feet on the ground, Lii glared up at the two other girls who were still floating in the air on the oar.

"You both are on my death list." She glared.

"Lii, what are you doing here?" The kitsune went pale and slowly turned to see Yusuke standing there next to Kurama who had a "you're dead," look on his face.

"Uhhh.... RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!"

"KYAAAA~~!!!!!" Yukina held tightly onto Botan as they somersaulted through the air after Lii who ran for her life.

"LII!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!" Kurama ran after the other kitsune. Hiei showed up to see the redhead chasing after the blue-black haired girl, he then turned to see his own sister on Botan's oar, trying to keep up with Kurama and Lii.

"What.. What the hell is Botan doing with Yukina!??" The Fire-Demon demanded. Yusuke and Kuwabara shrugged, not having a slight clue of what was going on.

*Oh man, oh man, oh man!! I'm so going to be dead meat when he catches up!!* Lii thought, running as fast as she could. Kurama on the other hand was gaining fast and when he was close enough, he leaped and tackled the girl.

"Oh myyyy...." Botan hovered a few feet near them to see Kurama trying to contain the squirming nine tail kitsune. ~*Kuwabara's house*~

"Mine's a tragic tail... actually make that nine tails." Lii sat there facing away from Kurama and the others with a lump on her head.

"Well, maybe this time you would tell me why you are here?" The kitsune was losing his patience with the young one. Lii looked over her shoulder and glared at Kurama.

"I was bored. End of story."

"And what was Yukina doing with you?? She's could have gotten hurt and what were you be able to do??" Hiei glared back at the female kitsune.

"Please Hiei, nothing bad happened." Yukina stood next to her brother, putting a hand on his arm.

"Hn, but something could have and what then?" The Fire-Demon looked at the Koorime.

"Ah, put a sock in it." Lii said, standing up. Hiei glared at the nine tails. Lii on the other hand, gulped, sat back down, and turned the other way.

"Lii, tell me why you came here." Kurama asked again, keeping his cool.

"Oh you know how people just go nuts, staying at their house with nothing to do." Responded Lii. She felt Kurama getting worked up and decided to break the last string. She turned around and smiled as if she didn't care that she was in trouble.

"So, how was your day so far?" Kurama growled and tackled the nine tail. Yusuke jumped into Kuwabara's arms, not expecting that Kurama could be so unKurama like with his own blood. Botan sweatdrop knowing that the kitsune fight was going to last from sometime. She turned to Yusuke. "Now, they're driving me crazy." Yukina burst into a giggle fit ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~++~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+ ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~

I-chan: I liked to thank Midnyte Raven for helping me out with the story. Going over my grammer and such. This chapter probably would have sucked if it wasn't for her help. *gives Midnyte Raven a tub of cookies* Domo Arigato! You should all read her stories, they are REALLY well done..... READ THEM I SAID!!

Inuyasha: ...

I-chan: Anywho, I hope you enjoy this chapter, and liked it all together. I'll get the other posted soon. Until then see ya soon!!