Hello!
Connor/Satan
Evan
Jared
Connor/Satan and Evan
All three
I apologise in advance... This is joke for Halloween, do NOT take this seriously.
And I'm sorry if you lose faith in me...
I do not own Dear Evan Hansen.
Enjoy!
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Dear Evan Hansen,
We've been WAY too outta touch. Things have bee and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you at night… I rub my nipples and start MoAnInG WiTh DELIGHT!
WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT?
I'm just trying to tell the truth.
These need to be PERFECT. These e-mails have to prove to the cult that I was Satan's disciple. Just… I'll do it.
I gotta tell ya ruling Hell without ya has been hard,
Hard?
Has been BAD,
Bad?
HAS BEEN ROUGH,
Kinky!
And I miss talking about cults and other stuff.
Very specific…
Shut up.
I like my Hellhounds
Who says that?
I love my Hellhounds but each day's another fight. If I stop killing them then everything might be alright.
Killing… them…?
JUST FIX IT!
If I stop genocide
GENOCIDE?
If I stop my massacre, then everything might be alrite….
I'll take your advice and I won't be more "nice". There's no turning around, don't wait and see….
Cause all that it's take is a little MUR-DER-HU-MANS! It's easy to do if you give it your CON-JUR-ING-RULE! All you gotta do is just kill the ones who go against your accumulation.
Sincerely, Satan
Are we done yet?
Well, I can't just give Satan ONE e-mail. I wanna show I was like, a good disciple you know?
Holy Hell….
Dear Overlord Satan,
Yes, I also miss our talks.
Stop killing Hellhounds, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
No.
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing sacrifices. You'll be obsessed with all my amazing detail for sacrifices.
Absolutely NOT.
Lord, I'm proud of you; just keep pushing through. There's no turning around, I can see.
Don't wait to see!
Cause all that it's take is a little MUR-DER-HU-MANS! It's easy to do if you give it your CON-JUR-ING-RULE! All you gotta do is just kill the ones who go against your accumulation.
Sincerely, Satan
That angel's hot.
What the hell?
My bad.
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every sacrifice you give.
Dear Overlord Satan,
I'm just glad to be your disciple.
Our discipleship goes beyond your average kind of bond.
BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY! (He's also my lord…)
No. Not because we're gay. (He's my disciple, eww…)
We're close but NOT that way. The only man that I won't kill is my dad…
Well, anyway….
You're not changing anyway…
I'm not changing anyway….
Never
Change
Any
Way!
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
Cause all that it's take is a little MUR-DER-HU-MANS! It's easy to do if you give it your CON-JUR-ING-RULE! All you gotta do is just kill the ones who go against your accumulation.
Sincerely….
Worship Satan
Sincerely, Satan
Sincerely, Satan
Sincerely, Satan
SINCERELY, SATAN!
XXXXXXX
Happy Halloween!
Hope you enjoyed!
So, this was fun. I was told of Halloween DEH, and I was like… what the hell? SINCERELY, SATAN!
My shortest story yet…
(Sorry about SEA (Series), the update should be coming up soon! It WILL be up before the 14th!
National Hospital… still stuck writing the chapter… sorry….)
Nothing else to say but….
Sincerely,
Fiddlerinthewoods
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OUT!