Welcome welcome! One and all! I am back from a long and perilous hiatus! I found, over the months, that my ability to write as I once had has vanished. But, in its place, a more eloquent vocabulary exists. What was once whismical and fantastical has devolved into cynical comedy. This story has been described to me by my fans in its trial run as "a parody of my previous works" and I enjoy this style. Incorporated into the story itself, the narrator (me, the likes of which actually has a character of himself in the story) makes a comment or two that affects the plot of the story, or at least the audience's outlook on the plot of the story, from time to time, at least.
So, sit back, relax, peel open your eyes and stare at a burning white screen for the next few hours! :D
She is an angel, I tell you, the fairest, sweetest creature in the world. Her hair, a light creamy brown, and her eyes, Oh! her eyes, such a lovely hue of tan chocolate.
Cream the Rabbit.
Now you may think me a bit of a creep, but, I am absolutely in love with this girl. There is no doubt in my mind, it is love. From the moment we locked eyes, well, maybe not so much then, but, definitely when I first saw her, it was destined.
Well, maybe not so much then, but, there is definitely a thing between her and I, or, well, maybe more or less from me to her, or…
Oh crap.
So what if she doesn't know my name! So what if she doesn't go to the same school as I do! So what if she doesn't know I exist! So what if… we've… never… oh yes…that point. I've never even let her see me… heh heh…
Well, obsessions aside, my name is Rocky, Rocky the Rabbit. For about an eternity, scratch that, a year, no, scratch that again, ok, more like a week, I have been head over heels for this girl Cream. I'll admit to have stalked her to figure out all of this information, hiding in bushes near her house, and the like, but, I'm not a bad guy! Honest, I'm not! I just really really like her, is all. Yeah. So, don't think I'm a bad guy.
And I'm no creepy guy who wants to harm her in some way, no sir! Not one bit! I want to save her from those guys who want to force kisses on her, and want to reach their hands all over her, and that kind of stuff. I am the guy who's going to save her from the creepers. I am as honest as a knight in the medieval times! Yep! And if she wanted to give me a kiss for such noble intentions and deeds, YAY! I mean… I would thank her profusely in a calm and dignified manner.
You see, I am a good person. The goodliest of good! And I'm in love with Cream the Rabbit! Hurrah!
But anyways, this is a good story, of my heroic deeds! I'm going to save Cream the Rabbit! I'm going to win her heart through chivalry and noble deeds all in good, humble intentions! I AM going to get a kiss from THE Cream the Rabbit! I mean! WHOA, did I just say that? Oops… I meant to say, I would love to receive that as a reward, yeah… that sounds good!
So Cream, ready or not! Rocky the Rabbit is coming to save you! (Even though you don't need saving yet…)
Short, sweet, to the point. Now the REAL intro starts.
Next chapter: Meet Rocky!