The Big Bad Wolf's Story Part 1

Hi, my name is Bob Binkle Wolf. You may know me as BB Wolf. Oh, Who am I kidding! I'm mainly known as the Big Bad Wolf! So before I die in this stupid little jail cell, let me tell you what actually happened. I was in love with a beautiful girl named Goldilocks. My arch rival ( who has been mysteriously nice to me) told me that Goldilocks has been spotted in a red cape, going over to her Grammie's house. I really wanted to meet her Grandmother, so that. you know, we can be close and Goldilocks would have more of a chance to be my bride, you know, I'm a werewolf! Anyway, I was going over to her Grandmother's and then I saw her coming, and just to make sure that my arch enemy wasn't lying, I asked her, " Where are you going?" and right after I said this, I realized that this girl wasn't Goldilocks. So when she replied, " My Grammy's home" I ran ahead of her trying to find the other Grannie's house. When I did eventually find it, I saw danother wolf in the bed, patting his belly. It was Rick, my arch enemy. The Granny was no where to be found, or seen! " That Granny tasted DELISH!" Rick said. I couldn't believe that that had happened! "Oh, and, if you don't say this stuff, your little Goldilocks will never marry you." Rick says. He tells me what to say. You know the rest of the story. Rick switched back and barfed out the Grandma. So, now you know that I was framed. I'll tell you another story later. The guard is picking me up, Goldilocks wants to talk to me about 3 bears or something.