Boooks and More…
He got the idea from a book, and Yagari was no fool when Kaito had the need of having some stupid game just to waste time.
"I'm serious, Yagari-sensei."
"How do you expect me to believe it?"
Kaito simply gazed at Zero, bored. He had repeated the same answer for the last five minutes, and Zero still didn't care about the situation. His master simply shoot him his evil-looks, But Kaito tried to sound more serious.
"Are you saying that you like men, and you wanna get it on with Zero?"
"Get it on?" The silver-haired repeated, basically raising an eyebrow and looking a little confused at the choice of words of his master. "That's not what I would call it,"
"Back to the topic!" Kaito said loudly, while trying to ignore the tense and uncomfortable atmosphere in the room. "We serious. We do all those gay things with each other…like : holding hands, hugs, and more…"
"Bullshit." His master said, "You two are just trying to be sneaky so Zero can evade his meeting with that vampire-girl that he has a crush on."
"You mean Yuuki."
"Yes, that girl."
His teacher could easily tell they wanted to evade her. It caused Zero trouble, and since she had decided to make the Night Class once again, it occurred to Yagari Kaito didn't wanted to deal with problematic romance-drama between Zero and Yuuki. And somehow had convinced Zero to do something stupid, like every time Kaito wanted to evade the drama when he was forced to get involved.
"Zero, quit this nonsense. Kaien already approved the Night Class."
"No, this is a plan to make her think Zero went all crazy and became attracted to me. So she can think he doesn't have interest to get involved with her…"
"Kaito, stop." Zero covered his face, tired of the stupid explanation of their 'genius plan'. "He's just playing. We are serious about this."
"Really, now?"
"Yes." He gave a look to kaito and whispered low. "Act like we planned, we have to convince him for real."
Kaito simply put his hand over Zero's shoulder.
"See how homo this looks! So do you believe us now?"
"Just leave my office…"
When the first day started taking action…
Yuuki was searching for Zero and decided to tell him to be more gentle with the Night Class students, when she found surprise him with company…
"That must be his friend."
"Zero-rin, do you want to get it on? Right now in my office?"
Zero gave him a look of confusion.
"What are you talking about?" He then took away the book his friend was reading aloud. " Catch phrases for romantic occasions., Where the hell did you get this book?"
"Shut up, she is hearing."
"Zero has a boyfriend?…"
Kaito blinked and simply took Zero hands.
"Yes we are together forever!"
She blushed and didn't know how to respond
"Oh…g-good for you Zero!"
Yuuki disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Well, at least she now would stop annoying me." He hit Kaito with his fist. "Don't ever make me take part of some of your stupid plans…"
"Whatever. You know you liked it…"
Pure crack I was bored and etc.