Body Swap
IchigoXYoruichiXSoi-Fon
A.N.: Two-Shot! This is a request by KaiBlastX7.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Warning: Lemon!
Ichigo's House
Ichigo POV
Ichigo rolled around in bed, his arms and legs tangled around Yoruichi as they made out. Turning her head, Yoruichi moaned into the empty room as Ichigo licked and kissed her neck and lower jaw. "Ichigo…" she cooed, running her hands through Ichigo's orange hair and kissing his forehead. "You've gotten even better."
Ichigo smirked as he looked up at his lover. "Well we have been doing this a lot."
"Ahahahah!" Yoruichi laughed as she rolled onto her back, letting Ichigo rest on top of her. "Quite true. You've become quite the rascal," she noted as she reached for Ichigo's obi and pulled the sash away. Ichigo returned the favor and pulled off Yoruichi's orange jacket, letting her luscious globes out for him to play with. She pressed her legs together and let Ichigo take off her pants. "Let's have some more fun," she said with a cheeky grin.
Unknown to the two, as they began to have sex on Ichigo's bed, they were being watched….
Soi-Fon POV
Soi-Fon bristled in fury as she watched her personal goddess be defiled by the substitute runt. Sitting on a rooftop on a neighboring house, the Stealth Force Commander watched as the two made the beast with two backs. She hated Ichigo. She hated him for stealing her idol from her after missing her for a whole century. Just when she had her back, here she was in the arms of another man. "Damn you, Ichigo Kurosaki!" she muttered, her eyes narrowing at his lust-filled expression. She seethed in pure anger when she saw Ichigo creampie Yoruichi, shooting his load into her. "If you get her pregnant…" she said through clenched teeth.
Running away from the erotic scene, Soi-Fon moved until she had put enough distance between her and the lovers. Panting, she punched the roof of the building she was on. "Damn him! Damn that brat!" she said through tears. "I love Yoruichi! And yet he's the one who gets to share her bed! It's not fair!" she sobbed.
And even worse, she knew she couldn't just get Ichigo out of the way. The boy was stubborn so words were useless and she knew that Yoruichi would be livid if she used more covert means of eliminating him. Sighing in despair, Soi-Fon opened a Senkaimon and shuffled through it, giving a glance back to Ichigo's house before the doors slammed shut.
Unbeknownst to Soi-Fon, a small fly drone had been following her. Too caught up in her temper tantrum, she'd been unaware that the drone had buzzed close and taken a sample of her spirit energy before retreating back to its lair….
Urahara Shop
Urahara POV
The shopkeeper was waiting for his drone as it flitted through the open window. Landing on his hand, the small drone buzzed an affirmative on its mission, making the shopkeeper grin from ear to ear. "Perfect!" He put the small drone in a small container and began to input the data on Soi-Fon's spirit energy.
Tessai brought in a cup of tea before noticing the vast machinery that lined the room. "Kisuke, what is all this?" the burly man asked. "Another experiment?"
"You know me so well," Kisuke said, his eyes not leaving his computer monitor. "I was just putting in the last bit of data for my latest experiment."
"And what experiment would that be?"
Spinning around in his chair, Kisuke flipped his fan and gleamed in joy. "Well, a curious theory I've had is the placement of souls and their bodies."
"What?" asked a confused Tessai.
"Body switching," Urahara simplified.
"You can switch two people's bodies? How? And who are you going to use for your subjects?"
Kisuke turned back to his computer and continued inputting data. "Simple. All I need is enough data on a person's spiritual pressure and this," he gestured to the machinery, "will generate a pulse that will pull the souls out of two people and put them in each other's bodies. As for whom…" he pulled up his test subjects profiles. Tessai was shocked when he saw Ichigo's and Soi-Fon's pictures on the screen. "I'm gonna swap out Ichigo and Soi-Fon!"
Tessai almost dropped his cup of tea. "But why them? You know how much Soi-Fon hates being on the receiving end of your experiments! And wouldn't Ichigo be angry if you used him as a test subject again?"
Chuckling, Kisuke put the last touches onto his experiment. "Soi-Fon's always been at my throat. I figure it's time I taught her that messing with a scientist has consequences. Same for Ichigo; I figured this will be quite the experiment!" The machines bleeped green signaling that the device was ready.
"But don't you think you should at least inform Yoruichi?"
Kisuke grinned as he grabbed the switch. "Less talk, more shock!" And with no further hesitance he flipped the switch….
The Next Morning….
Ichigo POV
Sitting up, Ichigo yawned as the sunrise shined on his face. 'Weird, I thought I closed the curtains last night….' Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, Ichigo noticed something wrong. Or to be more precise, he noticed a LOT of things wrong.
1: When he wiped the sleep out of his eyes, he noticed how small and slender his hands were.
2: He noticed how Yoruichi was no longer next to him in his bed.
3: He noticed that he was NOT in his bed.
4: Looking around, he noticed that this was NOT his room!
"What the hell? What's going on?" came a voice that was definitely not his own. Eyes widening in shock, Ichigo looked down and saw that he was wearing a thin nightrobe.
He also noticed he had boobs.
"WHAT?" Ichigo shrieked, hopping out of the bed. Looking around, he ran into the adjacent bathroom and flipped on the light. His jaw dropped when he saw the face in the mirror. He wasn't looking at the face of Ichigo Kurosaki, the orange-haired substitute Soul Reaper.
He was looking at the face of Captain Soi-Fon, the captain of Squad Two. "What?" Ichigo muttered, touching his cheek. "What is this? Why am I Soi-Fon?" He looked down and stared at himself, unable to believe this was happening. "What's going on? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Thumping on the door made Ichigo almost jump out of Soi-Fon's skin. "Captain? You ok in there?" came a voice.
"Um…yeah, I'm fine!" Ichigo quickly said. "I uh…just slipped and fell, that's all."
"…Uh…you ok, Captain?"
Ichigo cursed. 'Shit! I can't just make stuff up on the spot! I have to say something that Soi-Fon would say!' Clearing his throat, Ichigo roared. "YES! I said I'm fine! Now leave!"
"Y-yes, Captain!" Ichigo heard footsteps retreat and slumped against the wall, sighing in exasperation.
"Wait a minute! If I'm in Soi-Fon's body…then that means-"
Meanwhile….
Soi-Fon POV
Yawning, Soi-Fon sat up, wiping the sleep from her eyes. "Goddammit…" she grumbled. "Why'd Omaeda have to keep annoying me with his useless chatter…."
Then her vision cleared up and she looked around in shock. She wasn't back in her quarters…she was in Ichigo Kurosaki's room! "What the hell? Why am I…am I…" the words died in her mouth when she looked to her right and saw who was sleeping peacefully next to her. "Lady Yoruichi?" 'Wait a minute…that's not my voice!' Turning towards the mirror on the dresser, Soi-Fon just sat there on the bed and stared at her own reflection.
Except it wasn't hers. It was Ichigo's.
'WHAT THE HELL?' Soi-Fon stared down at her muscular, male chest and her jaw dropped. 'This is a bad dream. This is just a bad dream…' She pulled the covers up and saw what rested between her legs. 'Please tell me this is a bad dream….'
Yoruichi's hand touching his shoulder broke Soi-Fon's concentration. "Well hello there, my sweet strawberry," Yoruichi purred into the body-swapped Soi-Fon's ear. "Ready for another round?" she asked, running a hand up Soi-Fon's thigh until it reached his bulge.
"L-lady Yoruichi…." Soi-Fon groaned, not used to the feel of having a man's genitals. She could feel it begin to rise and her body felt weird. 'Is this what men feel?'
Yoruichi frowned. "Lady? Since when have you called me Lady?"
"Oh! Uh…sorry about that. Weird dream, is all," Soi-Fon quickly said, not knowing how Yoruichi would react if she found out that it wasn't Ichigo underneath his skin….
"Ok then…" Yoruichi pushed "Ichigo" onto his back and pulled back the covers, straddling his chest. "Why don't we give each other a wake-up booty call?" she said grinning.
'On second thought, I think I'd died and gone to heaven….'
A little later….
Ichigo POV
Ichigo slammed the door and put his back against the wall, taking deep breaths as he tried and tried to find Rukia or Renji. Using Soi-Fon's gruff, angry voice he'd made the excuse to her men that she had personal business to attend to and left control of things to Soi-Fon's lieutenant for the day. As soon as Ichigo managed to get away from Squad Two, Ichigo bolted, hell-bent on finding somebody who can help him.
His prayers were answered when he saw Rukia walking by herself. "Rukia! Over here!" Ichigo hissed, hiding behind a building.
Rukia turned to see to her confusion Captain Soi-Fon hiding behind a building. "Captain Soi-Fon, what's the matter?"
"Just get over here, Rukia! Now!" Soi-Fon hissed. Looking around, Rukia walked over to the woman before she grabbed her and pulled her into a dark alley. "Rukia! It's me!"
Rukia's eyes looked at the woman in more confusion. "Um...Captain? Are you feeling alright?" she asked, wondering if she should go grab her brother or captain.
"Rukia! I'm not Soi-Fon! It's me, Ichigo!"
Violet eyes stared at the woman, her brain failing to process the information. "What?" 'Is this some test or something? Or has the stress finally caused her to go off the deep end?' Her eyes narrowing, Rukia crossed her arms, deciding to take her straight to Squad 4 for mental help when this was over. "Prove it," she said adamantly.
"Your drawings suck, Chappy sucks and your Chappy drawings suck even more."
SMACK!
Rukia gasped when she realized she'd just hit a captain. "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!" she said, hoping that this wasn't some messed-up test. "Ichigo…is that really you?"
"Yeah. I…I don't know what happened. I went to bed with Yoruichi and I wake up in Soi-Fon's body!" Soi-Fon (Ichigo) quickly explained. "What the hell is happening?"
"Calm down," Rukia quickly said. "If you're in Captain Soi-Fon's body then that means that she's in yours, no doubt."
Soi-Fon (Ichigo) gulped. "Oh no! Who knows what she'll do! She hates me so much she'll probably be like Kon and try to wreck my life!" He said, panicking at the worst-possible scenarios. "I've got to get back to my home now!" He turned to Rukia. "How do I get to the World of the Living from here?" he asked.
"Ichigo! Calm down!" Rukia insisted. "You'll need to use the official Senkaimon. But it'll be difficult for you to come up with a reason to go through."
The woman in front of Rukia narrowed her eyes, making her look downright terrifying. "I think I've got that covered…" Soi-Fon (Ichigo) said in a low, menacing voice, making Rukia shiver.
"Don't do that, Ichigo. It's creepy…."
To be continued….