Bored: By Rayeanna

A/N: Bored. This is what happens when Rayeanna is bored. Bored.

Chapter One:

Bored.
Me too.
Huh? Who's there?
Me.
Who's me?
Not me. Me.
That's what I said.
No. You said me.
Exactly!
Nonono, you don't understand! You said me. With a lowercase m. it's Me, with an uppercase m! Like this: M!
And I'm supposed to know the difference HOW?
I don't know! I could just tell that you said it with a lowercase m.
Okay ME!
It's Me. with an uppercase M, lowercase e.
Oh well, I won't even bother!
Anyway, what's your name?
Rayeanna
ok, Rayeanna.
No! Rayeanna, with a capital R!
Capital? What happened to uppercase?
It died and flew away.
Figures. Oh, and I did say your name with an uppercase-
Capital.
Okay, CAPITAL R!
Thank you. Are there any more of us here?
No
No
No
No
Okay, I didn't say any of those 'no's'
Me either.
hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Now THAT was creepy
Yep.
Scared me.
What happened to Me, with a capital-
Uppercase.
Okay then, UPPERCASE M?
That wasn't Me. It was I.
I?
I?
Yes, I.
Who's I?
I is I.
I?
I TOLD YOU BEFORE!!! I!
That's kinda a weird name...
Yeah, I know.
Not as weird as rayeanna or me.
WITH A CAPITAL R!!!
WITH AN UPPERCASE M!!!
OKAY! Not as weird as Rayeanna or Me. Is that better?
Yep.
Definately.
Uhhhh... you guys do know that I called you guys weird? Right?
You DID?!
Nuh-uh!
Ladeedaadeedaa!
Ummm... what are you smoking, I?
TOOTHPASTE!!!
Lemme guess... and you're snorting mouthwash and ingesting dentalfloss, too? Right?
How'd you guess?!
I'm psychic.
Hey! Where's Me?
I'm right here.
I'm? Did me switch his name to I'm?
It's Me. With a capital-
UPPERCASE!
Ok, UPPERCASE M! And maybe Me did switch his name? Or her name? Or it's name? Or-
ENOUGH! I DID NOT-
Since when did you become I? I'm I!
Ok, so I changed his or her or it's name to I'm I, now? I thought Me changed him or her or it's name to I'm? And then I?
I is I!!!
Who said that? The I who-used-to-be Me? Or the original- I-who is now I'm I?
I said that!
Which I?
Rayeanna, we never-
Hey! You stole my name!
I'm not You!
Is that you, I'm?
You I'm? Huh?
Is that I'm who just said that they weren't You?
Why wouldn't they want to be me?
Isn't it Me, with an uppercase M? Yay! I remembered!
You're not I! I am I! Me is not I, I didn't switch their name to-
Their? Is I more than one person?
Spirit.
Hey! That's a horse!
A dumb cartoon horse!
Hey! Spirit's cool! Don't diss Spirit, man! Spirit's almost as cool as the pink fuzzy bunnies!
*All of a sudden, an army of pink fuzzy bunnies hop past Rayeanna, Me, and I singing 'The pink fuzzy bunnies go hophophop! Hophophop! Hophophop!'*
YEAH! ROCK ON, PINK FUZZY BUNNIES! YOU RULE!!!
Okay, calm down Rayeanna...
NO! I don't hafta if I don't wanna!
Rayeanna, chill. You're beginning to sound like a three-year-old! YEAH!!! GO PINK FUZZY BUNNIES!!! Oh my GOD!!!! What have they poisoned us with?
I don't know, but- ROCK ON, DUDES!!! Holy crap! That one bunny looks like Rayeanna!
OMG! That IS Rayeanna!!! Rayeanna! WAIT!!!
Pink fuzzy bunnies go hophopho- Oh, hi I, Me... Why am I hopping around with my pointer fingers on my temples?
The Pink Fuzzy Bunnies poisoned your mind with their idiotic repetative song! They tried to turn you into one of them! Look, you're growing a tail! A PINK FUZZY BUNNY TAIL!!! AHHHHHH!!!
NOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
Hey, cool! Does this mean I'm an official member of the Pink Fuzzy Bunnies?
You have to be pink, fuzzy, AND you have to be a-a- a whatchamacallit...
A horse?
No.
A pig?
No.
A.... cat?
No.
A... OMG! A DOG!!! *I suddenly vanishes*
No, you don't have to be a- AAAHHH!! *Me suddenly vanishes, too*
What? What is it? Hey dog! Yeah you! Stop staring at my pinkl fuzzy tail! It IS attatched to my butt, ya know! What? Timmy's in the well? Let's go get him! What else? You attatched a stick of dynamite to my tail? Ok... wait a second.... AAAAAHH-
BOOM!
Woof!