I saw a video on youtube to a song titled 'teenagers' and found it extremely funny. And I do understand that Zim isn't a child, he's just short because that's how his race it. But I'm going to file that in, so take a chill pill, ok? Anyway, enjoy.

Zim sat at the table pulling on the gum in his mouth with one finger. He had taken a liking to the human sticky substance about a year ago and was chewing more often every month. Mostly because it drove Dib crazy and it brought Zim some pleasure. Zim stuck the gum back in his mouth and GIR came up from the lab. Zim looked over and watched as GIR hopped up onto a chair. Zim leaned back against the chair and groaned to himself. He propped his feet up on the table. The alarm went off and Zim let out a sigh. Well, time to get to school. He stood up, grabbed his backpack, and walked out the door.

"Bye GIR, watch over the house for me," Zim called back. He heard GIR say 'yes master' inside the house and make some noises. Zim shut the door and yawned. The sun wasn't even up yet. The dew had already fallen and Dib took in a deep breath of the early morning smell. Well, that was a bit of an upside. Zim put his backpack over both shoulders and took a left out of his yard. Zim's eyes widened and he sped up to catch the bus. Thankfully the driver waited for him and Zim walked onto the bus. "Thanks." The man nodded and shut the door.

Zim walked along the bus and took a window seat where no one was sitting yet. He set his backpack on the ground in front of him and looked out the window as the bus began to move. A small ray a sunlight found its way onto Zim's face and he looked away. Darn that sun. Zim mumbled something and leaned his head back against the bus seat. Why did school have to start at six am? Couldn't it wait until noon? Zim groaned.

"Hey Zimmy, how's it going?" Zim's eyes shot open and he let out a surprised yelp as an arm wrapped itself around his neck and a fist rubbed itself against Zim's head. Messing up the wig he had on. At least he had made the wig so that only he could remove it, which helped a lot nowadays. Zim pulled on the arm around his neck and hissed out curses at the evil human sitting behind him. Zim was released and took a deep breath of air. Zim whirled around and hissed at the boy sitting behind him.

"Good morning Dib-stick," Zim hissed at him. Dib smirked and pushed his glasses up his nose. His hair still looked as dumb as ever and Zim couldn't stand that I'm-smarter-than-you-are look he had written all over his face. Zim narrowed his eyes at him. The bus came to a halt and Zim fell to the ground. Dib smirked and someone laughed. Zim pushed himself up and looked over towards the noise of the laughter. The girl's skull necklace bounced around a bit as she laughed at him. "Hello Gaz."

"Good morning Zimster," she said taking a seat next to her brother. Zim grumbled and took his seat on the bus as it started to move again. "Like the new look by the way. Come up with that over the summer?" Zim gave her a glare. She blinked once. He blinked back. "That was a serious question, it works for you." Dib and Zim shared a look. Dib pointed at his sister with a dumbfounded look. Zim merely looked back at Gaz and nodded.

"Yeah, going black as GIR's idea," he said. Gaz raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" she asked, surprised that the stupid little robot picked black of all colors. Zim nodded. "Hmm, interesting." Zim shrugged and turned to sit the right way in his seat. He still wore his army boots over his feet but the rest had changed. He wore a black short-sleeved shirt, tight-ish navy blue jeans, and had two bracelets on both his wrists. The bus pulled up in front of the school and Zim put his backpack over his right shoulder. Dib shot Zim a look and the two walked into the high school. Dib was surprised that Zim was tall enough to pass as a teenager, he knew that Zim's kind were naturally short, so him becoming about half an inch taller than him came as an extreme surprise, but not as much as the fact they were still fighting over the Earth. Dib smirked. Ah, high school. Wonderful time of life right? Yeah, I dont agree with that either.

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The bell rang loudly through the school and everyone ran down the front steps of the school. Zim walked out last with apple juice all over him. Dib turned around to look at him and burst out laughing. Zim growled and pulled the apple core out of his hair. Zim walked up the Dib and both glared at each other with hate. Their growling got louder and louder until Zim gasped. Dib blinked. Huh?

"The bus!" Dib turned around and saw the bus rolling away. Both growled. Looked like they were walking home. Zim pulled his backpack over both shoulders and headed home with Dib right behind him. Zim tensed up and prayed that Dib would just leave this at a walk home and not attack him or anything. He had enough problems with all the homework he had been given today and getting the sticky juice of off his skin. It was started to harden, he swore it was. Someone pulled on the back of Zim's collar. He couldn't just leave it at a walk home, could he? Zim blinked as a gun was aimed at the two of them.

"Back off, I, um, know karate!" Dib said shaking. Zim narrowed his eyes and looked over at Dib with a no-one's-impressed look.

"Wow, clever banter there," Zim scoffed. Dib glared at him. The pistol was cocked and the man narrowed his eyes at them. "If this is going to be a 'give me all your money' thing, I can save you a whole lot of time by just letting you know what dont have any. What we do have is lunch money, and we already spent that." Dib looked over at Zim. He was going to get them killed. Well, at least badly hurt anyway.

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Zim slammed the door shut behind him and breathed heavy. Dib had gotten away like the worm he was. But Zim had been chased and attacked by those two men. His backpack fell to the ground and Zim slid to the ground. Like Skool wasn't bad enough, not he had to go to high school! Yes, this was his second year, but this was insane! Zim walked into the kitchen and rinsed off all the apple juice. Stupid humans! What was it with them and started those blasted food fights! Zim let out a wordless angry yell. He wacked a glass with the back of his right hand and it shattered against the floor.

"Bad day?" Zim turned around to see GIR standing behind him with paper and crayons. Zim mumbled an answered and walked back into the living room. Zim picke dup his backpack and walked upstairs to his room. Zim tossed himself onto his bed and groaned. Why was he still hanging around this planet anyway? With high school he didn't have time to take over the Earth. He was either to busy or tired. Zim sighed and decided to take a look at his homework. He might as well get started before he was to tired or just decided to be lazy. He sat his backpack on his desk and sat down. It was gonna be a long night.

So, that's the first chapter. There's either just going to be one more or two, I'm not sure yet. Anyway, what did you think? Please review!