Oh No Hidden Secrets and Desires
Hello everyone out there in internet land reading this fic which was written with my bestest buddy; Doone. Ladies and gentlemen I urge you to be nice to me and Doone since this is our first fic. This is what happens when you mix Mountain Dew, a vast amount of sugar, a lot of free time and already deranged minds. So this fic is about…….hmmm…… just the random world of Harry Potter whatever happens to come into our heads. Which is usually strange and unnatural. Oh well who gives a flying monkey(well wouldn't that be interesting to see a flying monkey? I would rather see flying cheese though- whoa way off track. Sorry about that) well ummm where were we? Oh yes Without further ado the story (if u revieew please be nice? )
Disclaimer: They are not ours so leave us alone!
[ ] = narrations
[ok it's a nice and sunny day at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry or maybe its rainy oh who cares its just another day at hogwarts. Well lets find our main characters shall we? Alright here they are in Potions with everyones favorite teacher, Professor Snape!! Well lets see now lets say harry and them are in their 6th year and they're……. Normal well you know what we mean. Then all of a sudden (you are gonna hear those words a lot so get used to it) Neville messes up his potion!! Oh No!!!! and well what happened? Well this happened HE MADE A HIDDEN TRUTH AND DESIRES POTION!!!!! (bum bum bummmmmmmm {dramatic pause} ) now onto the storyline!]
Snape: You fool! Do you know what you just did?
[yes snape everyone knows already]
Snape: oh well alright.
Everyone in class: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[well snape why don't you explain to us how the potion works, ok?]
Snape: (in a dramatic voice) the vapors of the potion when inhaled will cause the victim to act on their deepest desires and truths…….. I should run as fast as I can now, shouldn't I?
[oh no severus. You have a part to play in this scheme]
Snape: Oh dear God help me………
[well wouldn't you like to know what everyones truths and desires are? Well if we get 5 reviews you will know. Ok for a teaser: a secret love, a strange desire and a scary-ass story hmm more hints you say? well heres this: slash, signing, a weird fetish for cheese.
That's all for now children, remember 5 reviews and there will be more!!!!!!
(MMMMWWWAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHH)
-Mongoose and Doone
Hello everyone out there in internet land reading this fic which was written with my bestest buddy; Doone. Ladies and gentlemen I urge you to be nice to me and Doone since this is our first fic. This is what happens when you mix Mountain Dew, a vast amount of sugar, a lot of free time and already deranged minds. So this fic is about…….hmmm…… just the random world of Harry Potter whatever happens to come into our heads. Which is usually strange and unnatural. Oh well who gives a flying monkey(well wouldn't that be interesting to see a flying monkey? I would rather see flying cheese though- whoa way off track. Sorry about that) well ummm where were we? Oh yes Without further ado the story (if u revieew please be nice? )
Disclaimer: They are not ours so leave us alone!
[ ] = narrations
[ok it's a nice and sunny day at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry or maybe its rainy oh who cares its just another day at hogwarts. Well lets find our main characters shall we? Alright here they are in Potions with everyones favorite teacher, Professor Snape!! Well lets see now lets say harry and them are in their 6th year and they're……. Normal well you know what we mean. Then all of a sudden (you are gonna hear those words a lot so get used to it) Neville messes up his potion!! Oh No!!!! and well what happened? Well this happened HE MADE A HIDDEN TRUTH AND DESIRES POTION!!!!! (bum bum bummmmmmmm {dramatic pause} ) now onto the storyline!]
Snape: You fool! Do you know what you just did?
[yes snape everyone knows already]
Snape: oh well alright.
Everyone in class: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[well snape why don't you explain to us how the potion works, ok?]
Snape: (in a dramatic voice) the vapors of the potion when inhaled will cause the victim to act on their deepest desires and truths…….. I should run as fast as I can now, shouldn't I?
[oh no severus. You have a part to play in this scheme]
Snape: Oh dear God help me………
[well wouldn't you like to know what everyones truths and desires are? Well if we get 5 reviews you will know. Ok for a teaser: a secret love, a strange desire and a scary-ass story hmm more hints you say? well heres this: slash, signing, a weird fetish for cheese.
That's all for now children, remember 5 reviews and there will be more!!!!!!
(MMMMWWWAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHH)
-Mongoose and Doone