Stranded.

I Do Not Own Any Of These Characters, But I Wish I Did ... Mwahahahahahahahaaa...

This was his worst mistake to date, and it wasn't going to be easy to fix. Dok, in wanting to impress Montanna Max, built a time machine of sorts, but when he and the major tried to test it, by going back to WWII for reasons unexplained…the machine fluctuated on the date and accidentally sent them into the late 1800's, and Montanna Max was not happy.

"YOU STUMMER ESIEL! VHAT THE HELL IS VRONG VITH YOU?!?!"

Dok lowered his head.

"S-sorry sir…I-" he was cut off by a slap upside his head. Hard.

"I DON'T VANT EXCUSES! …vhere are ve anyvay?"

"Jawohl sir…ve should be right in the middle of…London!"

The Major's face lit up some what.

"Ve're in …London? Churchill's London?"

"Jawohl sir…"

The Major grinned, and as you all know, it's a very frightening thing.

"Vell Dok, perhaps you are not as much of an idiot as I thought."

"…Danke?"

The Major nodded and looked around, no doubt looking for a place to sit quietly and think about what was going on. After a long pause, he turned and faced Dok again.

"I'm hungry" He whined, resembling a small child. Dok sighed.

"Vell, there is a meat pie shop just around the corner…"

"Perfect. I'll go get some food, vhy don't you go find a small store that sells books on mechanics? I think you're going to need it."

A/N : (They know that their in London, but they dont know what time frame. I dont think that those kinds of books were in shops yet. Anyway, Happy Reading ^^)

"Jawohl sir." Dok nodded and walked off, ignoring the confused and frightened looks on passing pedestrians faces. A/N: wows i need to stfu, anyway, he's still wearing the whole blody lab coat thing)

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Montanna Max slowly opened the door to the meat pie shop and peered inside. It appeared empty so he casually strolled in and sat down at one of the tables. He waited for about five minutes before getting bored and deciding to take a look at the upper portion of the shop. He quickly ascended the stairs and peered through the small glass window on the infamous "Demon Barber's" door. He looked inside and gasped silently. Inside he spotted one of the most handsome men he had ever seen in his life! He had the air of someone who had suffered greatly and he wanted to know more about him. Not only was he taken aback by his looks and air, but the man had also just taken the life of a young man by slitting his throat in a shocking graceful motion. His hand flew forward and severed the young man's jugular vein.

"Mein Gott!" Montanna Max murmured under his breath. He decided then that he had to talk to this strange man, so he opened the door slowly and flinched when the little bell tinkled.

Sweeney spun around, strait razor still in hand and dripping blood, and glared at the short spectacled man in his doorway.

"Who the hell are you and what you want?" He asked, roughly eyeing the Major.

"Um…vell…I saw you through the vindow and I-"

"WHERE YOU SPYING ON ME?!" He roared, advancing with the strait razor n hand.

"Um…vell…no...I...um...I suppose that I'm lost you see, and I need-"

Montanna Max was too busy babbling to notice that Sweeney had pushed him into a wall. He finally quieted down when he felt the cold steel blade push up against his throat.

The Major swallowed hard. He was in trouble...

A/N: Well, How Did Ya Like It?? Please Review!! PLEASEEEE I NEED YOUR FEED BACK!!! GAHHH!! * Ahem.* Sorry...