A Bunny's Halloween

By Scarlet Starlet of the Wind

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon, Starbucks, or my fave Starbucks coffee, the Caramel Macchiado (LOVE it!)

A/N: This is my first romance/humor ficcy for Sailor Moon! So don't flame and tell me it's cheesy...

Ok, so here I go!!!

"Usagi-chan, come on!"

"I can't leave the house without my charms, Mamoru!"

"Fine, then put on the charms and let's go!"

Usagi was supposed to be going to a party at Rei's. Mamoru checked his watch. Five past seven. She was going to be late and he was the ride.

Usagi bustled downstairs in her thousand charms.

Mamoru sighed. "You're going to a party. You don't need all those on."

"Fine." His bunny went back upstairs to put away some of her charms.

Sometimes I wonder if I should be her father instead of her lover, thought Mamoru.

"Is it okay to come out?" The almost-charmless Usagi wailed.

"Yes, Usako." Mamoru sighed.

"Are there any ghosts or anything?"

"Yes, and they're saying, 'Boo.'". Mamoru said sarcastically, taking a sip of his Starbucks Caramel Macchiado.

"Really, are there any or not," Usagi said, detecting his sarcasm instantly.

"Would I lie to you?" Mamoru questioned.

"Ok, I'm coming."

Mamoru sighed. "The things I do for love...oh, the things I do for love."

Usagi came down the stairs. "Ok, so this is the one that repels vampires," she said, holding up the garlic, "And the astrological signs give me good luck!"

"Great," Mamoru replied, "Now let's go."

They got into Mamoru's black Mercedes, and made out for Rei's temple which for this special occasion, was made haunted.

Mamoru hated Halloween. He wasn't in the Halloween spirit, if you will. No, in fact, on this Halloween, he was wearing a suit, with a tie that was tied to the almost-fatal-point.

His wife-to-be was wearing the cutest costume he could withstand. Ah, to him he was beautiful. His bunny. His short-skirted, drooping-neckline sexy bunny. And he loved her. It gave his heart (and some other parts of his body) great joy to see her pick out the costume with glee. But he still was the Scrooge of Halloween. He took the last sip of his Caramel Macchiato, enjoying its caramely flavor as he pulled into the Tsukino Residence, knowing what he must do...

Scare Usagi. He knew she was going to come home a little buzzed and that's when he'd get her. Oh, yeah, he'd score it BIG. He remembered shopping for Usagi's costume, but while she was looking at the bunny costume, he was eyeing the mask.

Oh, yes, the mask. The face? It was a man with a knife through his eye. But it was scary. And that was his goal. He meandered through the costume section, staying away from Usagi, trying to find a corresponding costume. And that's when it hit him. Convict. Oh, yes, that would be a great costume to go with that. A convict.

He had purchased both costumes and put them in the far back of the trunk, unseen to Usagi's eyes. His phone started vibrating and singing. "Not another call from Sprint. I KNOW I'm over my minutes..." He muttered, taking out his black Razr. "It's Usagi," he said, and picked it up.

"CHIBA MAMORU-CHAN!!!" She yelled so loudly in the phone that he held it from his ears, "I'VE BEEN WAITING FIVE MINUTES FOR YOU TO GET OUT HERE AND LOOK AT ME IN THE COSTUME!! COME ON!"

"Ok, patience, honey," The embarrased Mamoru replied, knowing several stares would have already been attracted at Usagi. "I'm coming."

And he was correct. More than several stares had been attracted.

But his stare was going to be at that costume. And the woman in it. And he stared, bug-eyed at the provocative form of Usagi. And she giggled. Just giggled at his bug-eyed stare. "Not until we get married, honey," she whispered into his ear. Mamoru sighed.

"Yeah, yeah," he said, a little let down.

"Oh, come on, I let you down gently." Usagi said, and went back into the dressing room.

Mamoru snapped out of his lusting state. "Oh, man. Oh, man, oh man, oh, MAN."

Ok, that's the end of Chapter One. I know, for my Christian peeps, kinda "in the world," I knew when I wrote this. Ok, so I guess I'll talk to you with the next chappie. And I'll be extra careful to update like I should with Senshi in School. I will. EVENTUALLY!!!