Hey this is Shan chan

My first bleach fic Yay …… this is gonna take a while awww man for some reason bleach is harder to write than Naruto. I can't let ma imagination run as much. By the way 'Naruto's True Feelings' im thinking of putting atleast one fight in there aw man now I have to read up on Nin justu, tai justu and gen justsu even do justu this sucks ass - crack ( warning this is a run on sentence) listening to Bleach ending 8 and I just felt like writing after that

Rated M I guess pretty much for violence not sure if I should put romance in this fic ill decide l8r but the next story is a High school centre fic for Naruto and Bleach then maybe Chibi Vampire (Karin)

Summary: Before Hueco Mundo arc way in the beginning. It's a remake of how Ichigo, Inoue, Ishida, Sado ( I like Chad better) and etc became friends. Also the characters personality is totally OC pretty much to some it all up ichigo is a PERVERT and he isn't hopeless of noticing others spiritual pressure, Inoue doesn't like him at first and chad is a leader in a gang and likes to hit people instead of taking his Abeulo's (how eva u spell it) advise u'll find out why. Ishida is the same Gay ass mutha fka and a total douche bag as always (still love him especially when he picks fights with Ichigo ……….. that's comdy ……… Japanese people are funny ………….. and ugly ass Ganju) and Rukia is NOT CONIVING (that's a shock………Scary)

Chapter 1: My Life

Ichigo's point of view

My names Ichigo Kurousaki, I have vibrant orange hair, and tall slender form with some muscle mass I guess. I am fifteen years old…….. So I'm a high school student, the only thing that is weird about me is that I can see spirits. I don't know I guess I've always seen them ever since I was a child…… that's just me. I don't really feel like talking sooooo ima go to sleep. (Don't ask I just feel like writing it Ichigo to me seems lazy and laid back in the beginning of the series before the hollow thing started and everytime he comes home he is usually in his room staring in space or reading a book.)

A/N: Remember Ichigo is OC so dreams about girls …….. perverts are funny hehehehe………. Its true especially in animes example ………… yall lucky I cant think of one. Anyway to ichigo's dream sequence

ICHIGOS DREAM SEQUENCE

'Squishy, squishy, squishy all day girls are great SO SOFT AND SQUISHYFUL I don't know' "Mahhh Oni chan stop playing with us" "heheh never my little pets ima play with you and do things you'll never want me to stop doing for instants…………." whispering something in one of the three sexii (not describing them) girl's ear around him. In reply there was a deep blushy on her face. Then he started to laugh perversely (Shan-chan dats me: spine chilling and skin crawl) Then he heard something ……………………..' ……..D MORNING ICHIGO!

Instantly his eyes opened and he jumped out of his bed successfully not getting hurt bye his dads attacking feet and kicking him in the face at the same time. " DANM IT DAD WHAT THE HELL IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU EVRY FUCKING MORNING I WAKE UP TO YOUR UGLY MUG TRYING TO STOP THE SHIT OUT OF MY FACE……….. DANM IT MAN I WAS HAVING A GREAT DREAM ABOUT VERLOMPTIOUS, LUSCIOUS GIR…….." stopping his rant as soon as he saw the look on his dads face.

"ICHIGO MY SON DON'T BE ASHAMED TO SAY IT YOU ARE FINALLY TURNING INTO A YOUNG MAN OF WANTS AND NEED, LUSTING AFTER GIRLS IS NATURAL (putting arm on ichigo's shoulder and saying in a low voice) I was starting to think you were gay until I found you were a closet pervert hehehehehe……….. pssssst by the way I have condoms in the …………." He stop right there by a sudden outburst.

"Oh HELL NO dad I don't appreciate you talking like that in front of you almost ten year old daughters !" yelled a embarrassed Karin " You stupid dick head poor excuse for a father." "Karin chan, Yuzu chan I am so sorry I've been neglecting you two bury your sorrows into your fathers strong chest." ripping his shirt open moving towards his daughters. Karin just kicked him in the face and dragged him out the room not before stopping in front the door and saying "You can quit the horrified look ichi ni" sticks her tongue and closes the door.

For another 2 min's he stood there with that exact look and finally stopped being a statue picked out his clothes went to the bathroom and do his morning routine and get ready to leave for school. He went down stairs and got some toast. Exiting the house/clinic his dad gave him the thumbs up and ichigo sported the WTF look and then Kami sama save my Japanese ass, then leaves the house. He was running alittle late so he decided to run some of the way to his high school when he turned a corner he bumbed into something or some one. "HEY WHAT THE FUCK……" then stopped when he saw who it was he was screaming at.

To be continued

A/N: I know I did not start it how it started in the anime but I'll progress towards it so rukia can actually be involved in the story. So the scene where he fights those dudes because they spilled over the girls flowers so it'll be next chapter. Ja ne

Ill try to update this story and ima do a cliffhanger in each one Mwahahahahahahahahaha hehehe don't mind the mild show case of mild retartedness. Okay now seriously Bye