Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.

Lelouch was never one to be subtle. When he wanted something, he'd just go right out and get it.

"...Would it be wrong to say that I love you with all my heart and soul?" Lelouch asked.

Rivalz glanced up from his PSP. "...Huh?"

"...Would it be wrong to say that I love you with all my heart and soul?" Lelouch repeated.

Rivalz's eyes grew wide, and a disgusted expression formed on his face. "Uh...yes, it would be VERY wrong...so please keep such things to yourself, thank you very much..."

Lelouch pouted, and sat elegantly upon Rivalz's lap, much to the blue-haired boy's discomfort.

Leaning closely towards Rivalz, Lelouch made 'sad puppy-dog eyes' as he whined, "But...but...but I'm so sexy...how could you NOT be attracted to me, like 90% of this anime's cast?"

"Yeah...I...I suppose you ARE quite attractive...somewhat," Rivalz replied nervously, "B-But...why would YOU be interested in ME? I mean, you have every girl in the entire academy, and some of the teachers too, lusting after you...what makes me so special?! I'm lucky I even got to be a minor character!!"

"That's exactly why I like you," Lelouch explained, licking his lips lustfully, "You barely have any screen-time, and you suffer so much due to all of our evil plans...you're such a pitiful, pitiful young man...and that makes you hot..."

"I...I really don't get it..."

"You don't HAVE to get it..." Lelouch whispered, and he was just about to press his lips against Rivalz's...

...when Nunnally suddenly woke up.

She sat up in bed, trying to contemplate what had just happened. She felt rather wet down in her crotch area, but that was the least of her concerns.

'I just dreamt of onii-chan about to make love to that weird nerd no one cares about...I MUST DRAW PORN OF IT!!!'

And with that, she crawled out of bed, got into her wheelchair, and rolled over to her desk to begin working. Nearby was a large pile of already-completed yaoi doujins, all of them featuring her brother paired off with basically every male character in the series, including Arthur the cat...