The Stupid Story Disclaimer: I do not in anyway own any of the Harry Potter characters. They all belong to J.K.Rowling. I am just a stupid kid.
A/N: Hi if you are reading this I am extremely grateful. I am very high on orange juice and acid pops. This story is a one shot and totally stupid. My cousin tried to convince me not to post this, her username is Moonhowler12, but she hasn't written any stories yet. Right now she is yelling at me for saying her username. She seems embarrassed to be related to me (hmm, wonder why). She says to tell you that she had no part in writing this story. Please don't flame me, I am only a little sugar high girl. I know this is stupid. I think weirdness runs in the family. Alright thanx if you read this.
Once upon a time......
"Auuuuggggg", shouted Hermione Granger. Voldemort had busted into her granddaddy's house. He had shoved granddaddy into the washing machine and scared her by creeping in quietly. "Oh! Daddy don't scare me like that!" she exclaimed. "Sorry sweetie, grand-dad wouldn't let me in through the door so I sent him through the washer", Voldemort said, while dusting of some washing detergent.
Ronald Weasly, who lived next door had heard Hermione's scream. He rushed into the house only to find Hermione talking calmly to Voldemort about school. "What!" he screamed. "Oh Ron, my long lost father is Voldemort",she said sweetly. "O.K." murmured Ron. And they were happy..... for now.
The End A/N: Thanks if you even read this far.
A/N: Hi if you are reading this I am extremely grateful. I am very high on orange juice and acid pops. This story is a one shot and totally stupid. My cousin tried to convince me not to post this, her username is Moonhowler12, but she hasn't written any stories yet. Right now she is yelling at me for saying her username. She seems embarrassed to be related to me (hmm, wonder why). She says to tell you that she had no part in writing this story. Please don't flame me, I am only a little sugar high girl. I know this is stupid. I think weirdness runs in the family. Alright thanx if you read this.
Once upon a time......
"Auuuuggggg", shouted Hermione Granger. Voldemort had busted into her granddaddy's house. He had shoved granddaddy into the washing machine and scared her by creeping in quietly. "Oh! Daddy don't scare me like that!" she exclaimed. "Sorry sweetie, grand-dad wouldn't let me in through the door so I sent him through the washer", Voldemort said, while dusting of some washing detergent.
Ronald Weasly, who lived next door had heard Hermione's scream. He rushed into the house only to find Hermione talking calmly to Voldemort about school. "What!" he screamed. "Oh Ron, my long lost father is Voldemort",she said sweetly. "O.K." murmured Ron. And they were happy..... for now.
The End A/N: Thanks if you even read this far.