WARNING

WARNING!

The Yaoi doesn't happen until many chapters ahead. But there will be Yaoi and good quality Yaoi too! HAVE PATIENCE!!

Full Summary:

Tetsaiga's true purpose comes out. It not only seals Inuyasha's blood, but it seals his true form. Will Inuyasha be able to handle the soul-shattering truth? And in the end, will Inuyasha be able to choose the woman he is supposed to love, or the man he was meant for from birth?

Contents:

Planned

InuKag: in Yuri form and as heteros

InuSessh: in Yaoi form and as heteros

Yaoi, Yuri, and incest. OH MY!

loads of Inu-confusion & angst

And of course there's the possibility of a lil Monk/demon slayer luvinluvin.

Written

Inu-Sesh fluff (inu as girl)- chp 4. Stranger and Stranger &chp 6. A Victory

Inu-Kags fluff & HalfLemon (inu as girl)- chp 13. Relapse

Also, since I am a comedy writer, there might be a few funny, humorous points in the story, like in the beginning when all is fine and well, but there are some serious and angsty plotlines that hit, after chapter 5 and ESPECIALLY in chapter 8. At any rate, Enjoy the fic.

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Inuyasha dug his claws into the dirt to slow down his flight across the meadow. The rest of the gang stood poised to fight. Their leader had gotten himself into a mess again, and his legendary stubborn pride had kept them from helping. But now it would not stop them.

The evil laughter of their current foe chilled everyone to the bone, for the unthinkable had happened; Through the trick of borrowing a human limb, Sesshomaru had gotten a hold of Tetsaiga... Again.

"Now you shall know your end, little brother." The older demon spat, "And return to what you once were!"

Strangely, instead of a horrendous blast of the Wind Scar that would rend them all to pieces, a blast of fire from the sky forced Sesshomaru back. Totosai had come to their rescue! Wait... What?! The gang would have been asking some serious questions if they weren't so greatly relieved to not be dead.

"Now, Now, Sesshomaru. If you two can't stop fighting over Tetsaiga, then I'll take my pretty back."

"Afraid to tell him the truth, are we? I'm sick and tired of being denied what's mine!" Sesshomaru growled.

This was a delicate balance going, one that could be upset at any moment. For some reason it seemed Sesshomaru was not going to wipe them all out. Kagome turned her head and saw Inuyasha about to open his trap and ruin their chances for survival by egging his brother on, so she did what any reincarnated priestess would do.

"Inuyasha, sit!" She hissed at him, and he was sent down towards the ground.

"You've been satisfied till now, Sesshomaru. Return the sword and-"

"I will not be tricked out of it again!" Sesshomaru interrupted, more terrifying and livid than the gang had ever seen him before. They all poised to some how try and block the inevitable deathblow, but once again, none came. Sesshomaru had whisked himself away. He had escaped... with Tetsaiga!

At this point Inuyasha found the strength to pry himself off the ground. "I'll slaughter him!" He shouted. Kagome stepped forward to try and calm the raging man, but Inuyasha turned on her and shouted, "And then I'll slaughter you! What the he-"

"Sit!" She interrupted. "You were going to get us killed!"

"You two! Don't start bickering! You must retrieve Tetsaiga!" Myoga had suddenly appeared on Kagome's shoulder.

"Myoga? What are you-?" Miroku was about to ask where the flea had come from, but was interrupted by Totosai, strangely enough.

"No time for questions! Be after him!"

Inuyasha had once again managed to wrench his face out of the dirt. "Of course we're going to get Tetsaiga back!" Kagome opened her mouth and Inuyasha quickly spat, "And if you sit me I'll-" He didn't get to finish his threat.

"We can't chase after Sesshomaru. Not without Inuyasha already having Tetsaiga, and especially not until after tonight." Miroku reasoned.

"You must! Especially before tonight!" The little flea jumped up and down, frustrated that they were not spurred into action.

"We'd be killed!" Sango exclaimed, not quite sure if the flea was in full control of his senses at the moment.

"You must get the sword back or die trying!" Totosai jumped in.

Now things were getting weird. "Wait a second. Just stop a moment." Kagome waved her arms to silence the two protestors. "We were just randomly attacked, experienced the quickest battle between Inuyasha and his brother, were nearly killed, and now you two show up, out of the blue, just as randomly as Sesshomaru."

"Don't forget talking about secrets." Inuyasha was talking a tad more reasonably. Maybe it was the multiple concussions.

"And the random secrets." Kagome reiterated. "What's up?"

"Up? What could you possibly mean? Nothing is up!" Myoga replied quickly. "NOW GO GET THAT SWORD!!" Kagome mouthed the word "Ow!" and rubbed her ear that now desperately needed popping.

"We will find somewhere safe to stay this night and then retrieve the sword in the morning." Miroku reasoned. "We will have the best chance then." The rest of the gang agreed, though Inuyasha was of the mind to recklessly throw himself back into danger.

"He will be long gone by then!" Totosai tried one last time to get them moving.

"If I need to, I can find him." Inuyasha replied. "You doubting me, ya old coot?"

"Yes, now Go!" Totosai pointed in the direction Sesshomaru had gone. It didn't work. Inuyasha merely crossed his arms and scowled.

"I oughta hurt you."

Totosai and Myoga continued to berate the group the rest of the evening, and well into the night, until Inuyasha took out his frustrations on their bodies with his human fists. It seems they too quieted down after a few attacks to the head.

The instant the sun had risen, and dawns first light reached the shack the gang had found and used hidden among the trees, all breathed easier. Of course, Totosai and Myoga were not included in this feeling.

The feeling of relief did not last long, for in mere moments Inuyasha had caught the scent of his brother in the area. Before he even thought of letting his allies know the change of events, he burst from the shack and confronted the sword thief. "Have you given up already and come to return my Tetsaiga?"

Inuyasha's challenge failed to excite a reaction. In fact, it could be said Sesshomaru looked somewhat disappointed.

"Still haven't changed, I see."

"What are you babbling about now? Of course I haven't changed since yesterday!"

"And still clueless."

By now the entire gang had been poised behind Inuyasha, for a while. "Care to tell us what's going on?" Miroku asked, more to Totosai and Myoga than to Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru smirked. "Tell me, If you were a Demon lord, which is better. Two male children or one male, and one female?"

"Don't listen to him!" Myoga hopped up and down frantically on Kagome's shoulder.

"It's two boys. Now how would you go about making sure that happened?" Sesshomaru continued.

Totosai was about to restate Myoga's warning but Inuyasha turned to him and snapped, "Shut up or tell me what's going on yourself!" Of course Totosai wasn't going to, so Sesshomaru began speaking again.

"You change them through magic, of course, by sealing their true forms with an object that is to be kept with them constantly." Sesshomaru stopped. "And You have something that they want you to keep with so very much, don't you?" He referred to the two panicking demons trying to keep a very big secret closed.

"Are you saying Inuyasha's a... girl?" Kagome eyed the long white hair. She thought there was something wrong with having so much hair. Even she didn't have so much.

"I'm saying that He's a She and She's supposed to help me carry on our pure bloodline, despite her filth of a mother." Sesshomaru corrected.

Such a silence was never before heard in the history of the world. Bird stopped singing. Waves stopped splashing. Mighty rivers stopped their current. They say a pin could be heard dropping, though it is physically impossibly to Hear a pin drop. There is no force acting upon it except gravity pulling it back toward the ground, But if there was a chance for a pin to be heard as it fell through the air, it was in that silence that it had it's best bet.

And as such a silence was never before heard, such a scream was also never before heard.

"WHAT?!"

Inuyasha was shaking from the fury that had just erupted from his lungs seconds ago.

"YOU DRUNKEN IDIOT THINK I'M A GIRL?!" If it was possible, this time he was even louder.

"I'm not dru-"

"AND IF I WAS A GIRL, I WOULDN'T EVER, EVER BE WITH YOU!!"

"I'm not-" If Sesshomaru was expecting to Inuyasha to shrug and then jump happily into his arms, suddenly female, without a second thought... he was sorely mistaken.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP THE DAMN SWORD! I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU!" Inuyasha raged and stormed off, to some location unknown. If the gang had had their wits about them, they would have gone after their leader, but who would have been able to after someone they long thought a man had been accused of being a woman? Or after that horribly loud display of lungpower?

"..."

Myoga smacked his forehead in utter disbelief at Sesshomaru's sudden acquisition of idiocy.

"Nice going, numb nuts."