Disclaimer: none of this is mine, Harry Potter's not mine, although I wish
he were, the NIN song isn't mine, that annoying American Idol judge isn't
mine, none of it is, so don't sue me, all you'd get is a few text books and
dvd's.
This is the first fic I've written for a reason, all my others have been scrapped because they were crap so in a way, this is my first fic, don't blame me if it sucks! I wrote this for my friend Kathryn's birthday because she loves Harry Potter so that explains some of the later characters, enjoy!
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Harry rolled over in bed, blinking as he registered the light pouring through the open window. Unlike all his other adventures, this one starts at Hogwarts in the middle of the day, as opposed to the dead of night at number 4 Privet Drive. Harry pondered this for a moment 'strange' he thought.
Pulling on his glasses he swung his feet to the floor, examining the assorted objects he and Ron had acquired during last nights drunken follies. Checklist: Special Edition Yu-Gi-Oh! DVD, tick. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, tick. Pile of signed photos of some insane fan girl calling her self 'Kathrynmort', tick. Draco Malfoy's silk negligee, ti. WHAT?!?
"Ok Harry, calm down," Harry squeaked, "Hermione should be able to figure out what the hell's going on."
He stood up rather more quickly than he usually would have and, pulling on the only pair of clean robes he could find, walked out the door.
This is the first fic I've written for a reason, all my others have been scrapped because they were crap so in a way, this is my first fic, don't blame me if it sucks! I wrote this for my friend Kathryn's birthday because she loves Harry Potter so that explains some of the later characters, enjoy!
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Harry rolled over in bed, blinking as he registered the light pouring through the open window. Unlike all his other adventures, this one starts at Hogwarts in the middle of the day, as opposed to the dead of night at number 4 Privet Drive. Harry pondered this for a moment 'strange' he thought.
Pulling on his glasses he swung his feet to the floor, examining the assorted objects he and Ron had acquired during last nights drunken follies. Checklist: Special Edition Yu-Gi-Oh! DVD, tick. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, tick. Pile of signed photos of some insane fan girl calling her self 'Kathrynmort', tick. Draco Malfoy's silk negligee, ti. WHAT?!?
"Ok Harry, calm down," Harry squeaked, "Hermione should be able to figure out what the hell's going on."
He stood up rather more quickly than he usually would have and, pulling on the only pair of clean robes he could find, walked out the door.