Author note: This is just a short 'news article' I wanted to throw up so that it was on here. It will be incorporated into my multi-chapter killjoy story I will be putting up soon. Thanks!
"KILLJOYS SPOTTED NEAR BATTERY CITY"
We warn all residents of Battery City to be cautious in these next few months, as Killjoys have been spotted in the Zones closest to Battery City.
From reports our volunteers have gathered, we believe these Killjoys to be the group calling themselves 'The Fabulous Killjoys.' This group of Killjoys includes 'Party Poison,' 'Jet Star,' 'Fun Ghoul,' 'Kobra Kid,' and 'Emerald Blood.' For full descriptions, consult your local neighbourhood watch leader, who will have wanted posters of all the know Killjoys in the Zones.
'The Fabulous Killjoys' are known to be behind many attacks, and are responsible for the deaths of many of our volunteers, as well as destruction to property, reckless behaviour, general misbehaviour and treason. These Killjoys encourage and partake in inappropriate relationships, and are a danger to our peaceful society. A reminder that these Killjoys are very dangerous, do not approach them under any circumstances. Descriptions below.
'Party Poison:' The leader. Male. Red hair. Tall, thin. Wears blue jacket with blue jeans and black boots. Yellow ray gun. Extremely dangerous.
'Jet Star:' Male. Long, curly brown hair. Tall, stocky. Wears American flag jacket with black jeans and black boots. Blue ray gun. Extremely dangerous.
'Fun Ghoul:' Male. Shoulder length black hair. Short, stocky. Tattooed. Wears black and yellow jacket with black jeans and black boots. Green ray gun. Extremely dangerous.
'Kobra Kid:' Male. Tall, lanky. Blonde hair. Wears yellow shirt with red jacket, black jeans and black boots. Red ray gun. Extremely dangerous.
'Emerald Blood:' Female. Short, thin. Green hair. Wears blue shirt with green jacket, red jeans and black boots. Black ray gun. Extremely dangerous.
We would like to remind the public again that these Killjoys are dangerous and SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED. Killjoys may wear disguises, including face masks and helmets.
If you have any information regarding these Killjoys, please let your neighbourhood watch leader know. For more information, contact your neighbourhood watch leader.