Ways To Annoy Potc Cast!

Here are some ways annoy our favorite Pirates!...I own nothing

First up Captain Jack Sparrow!

1. NEVER call address him as captain

2. Every 3 minuet's ask him "why is the rum always gone?"

3. Every 5 minuet's slap him across the face

4. Every 10 minuet's smack him upside the head and say there was a bug on his head

5. Throw his hat over board

6. Tell him the kraken is coming for him

7. When he freaks out about the kraken push him over board!

8. Whenever he walks out of his cabin ask him loudly "did you have to fix your eyeliner?"

9. Whenever he walks out of the bathroom ask loudly "did everything come out alright Jackie?"

10. Make a campfire with the ships rum supply

11. Dye his hair pink while he's sleeping

12. Dye his beard purple whiles he's sleeping

13. Then dye his eye brows green!

14. put up pictures of will and Barbossa all over his cabin

15. Paint the ship in rainbow colors (sails, the mast, the deck etc. etc. etc...)

16. When he yells at you and asks you why you did that tell him "sails with the rainbow taste the rainbow!" then give him some skittles

17. Whiles he's sleeping replace ALL of his clothes but the ones he's wearing with pink prom dresses and high heels

18. Then when he wakes up dump pink paint all over his clothes so he'll have to wear a dress!

19. When he threatens someone with his pistol yell at him and say "jack! Didn't your mommy teach you not to mess with weapons!"

20. Say there's a pack of mermaids around the ship

21. When he freaks out push him over board then yell "dinner time!"

22. Tell him that Davy Jones and Blackbeard has joined forces and is out to kill him

23. When he freaks out tell him "You idoit I was only joking!"

24. While he's barley asleep yell as loud as you can in his ear then run away

25. When he's in his cabin constantly knock in his cabin door the run away

26. If he catches you blame it on Marty or Cotton

27. Team up with Jack the monkey to bother the heck out of Jack (Sparrow)!

28. Whens he's reading his charts set his hair on fire

29. When he's sleeping set him on fire

30. When he puts himself out and asks you why you set him on fire tell him you thought he was cold and he needed to warm up

31. at random times walk up to him pinch his cheeks while saying "little Jackie has grown up so much!"

32. Randomly slap him and say he cheated on you (works better if you're a guy)

33. Every 7 minutes ask him "when the heck was the last time you took a bath you smell like a dumpster on fire!"

34. When he's asleep sing 'hoist the colors' at the top of your lungs in his ear

35. When he's asleep pour ice on him

36. When he's giving orders pour a gallon of ice down the back of his shirt

37. When he's asleep put WAY too much make up on him

38. When he's awake on deck punch him in the face then scream "THEIRS AN EVIL CLOWN TRYING TO EAT MARTY!"

39. Every 8 minuet's scream a random word in his ear

40. Steal his hat and tell him you won't give it back until he kiss's jack the monkey

41. When he's kiss's jack the monkey don't give him the hat instead throw it overboard!

42. Pull on his dreadlocks until he says that Barbossa is the captain of the ship or cries

43. IF he does cry get it on video then show it to the whole crew!

44. Tell him that Barbossa is the captain of the ship not him

45. Get him to say 'hang the code'...in front of Teague (keeper of the code)

46. If Teague scolds jack get it on video then give a copy to barbossa

47. Teach him the cha-cha!

48. Give him an 'I heart will turner!' shirt

49. When he's asleep put on a Davy Jones mask then wake him up and watch him freak out!

50. Burn all his rum!

51. Repeat 1-50!

So that's it! Please review I'm doing will turner next! If you have any suggestions for will please put them in the reviews!