Draconicmaw blandly observed as a praying mantis landed on a tiny mound of sand. Grains scattered, ants scurrying to and fro at the comparably giant beast demolishing their homes. Draconicmaw nodded and frowned thoughtfully before turning to her notebook.
Dammit!
Why did that bastard turn Arthur into a giant praying mantis in the middle of Z-City?!
Or into a praying mantis at all?!
Needless to say, Arthur was fairly pissed off.
However, he did not mean to knock over all those buildings. That was purely on accident. With all the people running around screaming with terror, Arthur was feeling horribly guilty.
"I'm sorry!" He tried to yell, but it only came out as "Screech, roar!"
Sirens wailed, and the announcer on the city-wide speakers garbled something about a demon-level threat.
No! No no! NoNoNoNoNooooo! Arthur wasn't a villain!
To demonstrate his kindness of heart, he went to pick up one of the buildings he knocked over to place it back where it belonged. Unfortunately, his claws/arms passed through the buildings like a katana through a stick of butter. Gory, people-filled butter.
He cried in horror at the blood dripping from his arms, the sound echoing like a monstrous, blood-thirsty roar of anger.
He hardly even noticed the relatively miniscule yellow-clad man jumping up to his eye level.
He didn't really have much to notice after his brains were splattered all over the surrounding buildings.
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Saitama landed with a bland expression, somehow untouched by the monster guts raining down from the sky like candy from a demented piñata.
Genos suffered the opposite fate, but he remained seemingly uncaring. However, he did note one thing; "That monster did not give a long-winded speech as it went about destroying the town."
Saitama frowned. "Huh."
"I do not own One Punch Man or any of its characters."