Opening his eyes he coughed a dirt cloud from his mouth and sat up, and looked down at his aching body, his armour like clothes were hanging off his body, his top had slid down to his elbows and his long hair was now loose and only was at his shoulders. He glanced around and stood up. "Hello?" He called and paused. "My voice...its...before puberty." He gasped "No I don't wanna go through the hormones again. No this must be an evil trick by Madara and Tobirama. I am so gonna wood cut their arses" He growled.
"Hashirama is that you?" A voice called crawling out of the bush, this kid, with white hair and three red face markings, one on his chin and the other two on each of his cheeks, was moving around blindly his happuri covered his eyes and hung off his face. His brother ran over holding his shirt to his body and lifted it off the white haired male. Blinking his red eyes he grinned. "Hahaha look at you Hashi you look like a kid!" He laughed, he wasn't even wearing his clothes except from his boxers and even they were too large for him now. He blinked and grinned childishly.
"You look like a kid too, now change us back! I order you"
"Wait, I haven't done anything!" Tobirama blinked backing up and slipped falling onto his butt.
"What...the fuck...have you DONE TO ME HASHIRAMA!" A voice screamed and darted from a tree branch, Hashirama quickly moved back as the earth where he stood was no more. A black haired boy was crouched in the crater shaking. Until he looked up at the brothers.
"Oh, I see you guys are kids too"
Tobirama nodded, "Yeh... I am a bit freaked out to tell you the truth, but I think we look so adorable as kids" He smiled looking into a puddle. The Uchiha walked over and blinked, he had short hair with bangs and a few spikes in the back of his hair. He sighed.
"But my long hair"
"My hair was more impressive...well we may as well go back to the village..."
"Which way is that. In fact why aren't you two freaking out. BUT. WE. ARE. KIDS!" Tobirama shouted waving his arms around widely. Hashirama and Madara glanced at one another and rolled their eyes.
"Maddy he raises a fine point, I have no idea where we are"
"Don't call me Madara" He muttered, "If we get high enough maybe we will be able to see the foundations of the village" He suggested.
"I hate it when Uchiha Boy is right" Tobirama said and folded his clothes in and then began to scale up the large trunks, Hashirama and Madara came to his side as they moved up. Panting all three stood on the highest branch. Hashirama, using his wood release moved the trees so they had a clear view.
"What's that over there?" Tobirama asked his brother and co member.
"It can't be...but is that us carved into a mountain?"
"Rubbing it in that you two were Hokage?" Madara snarled.
"Didn't mean to. Oh I hated it." He muttered
"Should have let me then"
"No way"
"Shut up the both of you, even if we had no choice we gotta head that way. Maybe we can find out what is going on" Hashirama said wisely and darted into the leaves with the other two following trying to hold the clothes to their bodies.
The three of them stood at the gate way to the village. Staring at one another all three looked very confused, Hashirama's shoulder length hair moved in the breeze, Tobirama's red eyes darted around and Madara stood confused but wasn't going to let his rivals figure that out.
"Should we go in?" Tobirama finally asked
"I guess so, I mean we are Senjus and Uchiha" He said "So we should be welcome into the village" He said unsure with his words. Madara nodded.
"I feel lonely..."
"How? You're the reason your brother began blind so died"
"Wasn't my fault he gave me his eyes, and he died honourably in battle" He spoke defensively and stuck his tongue out at him.
"Children, please come on" The eldest finally spoke and began to walk forward, "Is it me or does the village seem...more advance?"
"More advance" Tobirama and Madara spoke, forehead to forehead as they walked snarling and began to insults.
"Hey wait you three!" Someone called from above. Hashirama blinked. As a guy landed in front of them, the white and black haired pulled away and came to the leader's side and stared up at this guy. "What are you doing?"
"We came into the village!" Madara spoke boldly "What do you think you're doing?"
The guy blinked and laughed, "I think I am stopping you"
"I am gonna sharingan this guys ass" Madara whispered. This caused the man to laugh even more.
"Kid the Uchiha clan only has like...two members left and you aren't one of them" The man told him, Madara blinked his onyx eyes which changed into the noticeable eyes, the black swirls moved as well as Madara grinned widely.
"Stop it, we don't need trouble" Hashirama muttered and grabbing Madara he put him over his shoulder and began to run with his younger brother following after him who was laughing blowing a raspberry at the ninja.
"Being a kid again is fun" He laughed.
"Shut up and let's get to the Hokage building" His brother ordered as Madara was kicking and punching him,
"Let me take that dude on!"
"Its him"
"It can't be."
"It is"
"I see that but still"
"Do you three have a problem, I don't believe I have seen you around before"
"Oh you have Hiruzen" Tobirama said, "And you should speak to your Sensei with more respect I didn't teach you manners for no reason" The small snowy haired male spoke crossing his arms.
"Sensei?" The Hokage blinked "But...you died..." the liver spotted old man gasped sitting down on his chair.
"I know, it's weird in it?" He laughed, "I mean I don't know how this worked out. See its Hashi-Kun and Madara" He laughed slightly pointing at the team mates. Madara stood glaring, sharingan deactivated, he said he did it by choice but it looked like it was giving him a bit of a headache. The third looked at them all.
"But, you are kids..."
"I know, it's a lot of fun. But our clothes are too big for us, So do your Sensei a favour and get us three some clothes"
"He isn't your slave he is your student"
"I know that but respect the relationship Hashi-san"
Hiruzen stood up, "I will be back soon" He said, "Don't leave the office" He spoke and left the room at a quick pace, as he shut the door Madara jumped into the chair and bounced up and down even though his feet didn't touch the ground.
"Well this is comfy" He smiled looking around the room. The door was slammed up and a blonde with whiskers and deep blue eyes stood in the door way. The threesome stared at him and Madara blinked even more so when a black haired emo looking boy walked into the office hands in his pockets.
"Told you Naruto" He spoke
"Uchiha, Prepare to fight!"
Tobirama blinked "Haha he is kidding Uchiha"
"Huh? I wouldn't waste my time on him anyway"
"Not even if I said I HAVE SHARINGAN!" He laughed eyes changing once more.
"Put them away or else I will restrain you Madda"
"Silence" Madara spoke now standing on the desk.
"Stop him" Tobirama ordered his brother who nodded Madara jumped and kicked Hashirama who easily blocked it and grabbed his leg so he landed on his front and he sat on his back. "Sorry Uchiha person, but he gets a bit excited when he sees someone from your clan...he...stole the eyes off a Uchiha you see and wants to prove himself" He explained. Sasuke stared horrified.
"He stole the eyes?"
"Yep, he's a thief, I have a tendency to want to murder and my brother loves to burn things. The Hokage is seeing if we can become a team and get straightened out" He explained and then noticed that he had made Madara seem the nicest one out of them. Damn if anyone was a murderer it was Madara.
"Who just are you three?"
"All three of us are named after famous Leaf Shinobis"
"Which are?" Naruto asked.
"Hashirama"
"Tobirama"
"Madara" Madara couldn't help but giggle under the weight of the Senju brothers.
"You stain their good names, apart from Madara"
"Well did we pick our names, I say not. Face it, we are gonna be a rival team"
"I am not gonna be on your team"
"You are" Tobirama said and punched his shoulder laughing.
Sasuke stared "Madara, you are a monster"
The male paused and looked up grinning, "Tell me why I am"
"You stole a Uchiha's eyes just so you should have the eyes for yourself"
"Pfft course I'm a monster I am named after the biggest monster of them all" He blinked and laughed, his eyes onyx once more, "You activated yours?"
"No...not yet.."
"Huh. You are right, you are not worth my time, I need a strong person to fight...like the Hokage that would be a fin fight"
Naruto and Sasuke stared at him like he was mental. At this point the Kage walked in once more, "Here put these on boys" He spoke. All three stood up and thanked him stripping down, they didn't seem to care about the others in the room. Madara was trying to find the label to the top, to add salt to the wound for Sasuke it had the Uchiha fan on the back of it.
"Oh Naruto and Sasuke what can I do for you?"
"I actually can't remember." Sasuke said still glaring at Madara. Tobirama glanced at his former student and smiled.
"Ok well would you please leave as I have to find these trouble makers a sensei"
"We don't need one" Hashirama spoke up
"You do" He sighed and watched as Naruto and the Emo looking Sasuke left the room. "Anyway boys I will find someone, I don't know who though but someone" He said and began to look through scrolls of names.
"Just any old Jōnin will do Hiruzen, I mean you have to remember who us three are"
"I know but I can't really say this is the second and first Hokage along with their gay best friend"
"Gay best...I DENY THAT"
"Deny all you want but I heard the stories of when you were growing up for the first time" The third laughed, Madara crossed his arms and began to mumble loudly about how he hated everyone.
"Ah here, I will assign you to a Jōnin called Riichi, he isn't seen around much so you should be fine" He smiled and rolled the scroll up.
"Do we have to do the exams?"
"May as well I mean think it this way, you will get better with skills."
"Oh the Sasuke kid thinks Madara stole the eyes of a Uchiha"
"Good"
"I have inclination to try to murder and Hashi loves to start fires...should we keep these up and Madda is a thief."
"Yes. Now I think you should rest, take this apartment its mine but I can stay somewhere else" Tobirama took the key and smiled also getting a note of the house before leading them out of the office. Hiruzen sighed rubbing his temples. "They are going to be the death of me" He mumbled, "Of all the people to turn up why them?" He asked himself. There was a knock at the door and when it opened a white haired man stood in the door way. "Ah, Kakashi come in and take a seat for me" The Kage smiled which the male complied with.
Well if everyone is going time travel i may as do one when the first and second plus with Madara come to the more present LOL. You should know they are going to annoy everyone up so much ^^
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