Just some general Tanguine (?) fluff for any shippers out there. Originally inspired by one of Sam's lines in a Supernatural episode: "What? Y'think we're gonna find a human heart behind the Haägen Datz?" (or something like dat) and thought it had Billy-Ray/Tanith written all over it. {Rated T because two psychopaths on a date probably isn't gonna be kid friendly. A little paranoia never hurt anyone... much.}
"Please," the man begged, sobbing loudly, "I don't want to die." He wiped his nose on his sleeve with little dignity. The blonde Texan regarded him with distaste, twirling his razor blade between his fingers.
"Y'know, Mr Jethro Mark Two, I'm here to do two things. Do you know what those two things are?"
Jethro Mark Two shook his head, still sniffling.
"I am here to kiss my beautiful girl and kill people."
Jethro Mark Two let out a small whimper. There was a strangled scream and a gurgling sound from above and a body fell through the ceiling, landing with a crash face down on the sofa.
"Honey?" Tanith Low's voice drifted through from the gaping hole in the floor of the room above. She crouched and jumped down beside Billy-Ray.
"I love you." She said, pulling him into a kiss.
"I know," Sanguine replied with a wink once they had both pulled away. "Mr Jethro Mark Two," he began, "I told you I was here for two things. DO you remember what they were?"
"Too… kiss your girlfriend and kill people…?"
"Yep," Sanguine said, "and unfortunately for you, I've already kissed my beautiful girlfriend."
"Oh." Was all Jethro Mark Two could say before his blood decorated the spotless cream carpet. Tanith giggled and Billy-Ray pulled her close to his side.
"Had fun, honey bun?"
"You betcha, tiger."
Covered in blood and happy, they grasped one another by the hand and disappeared under the floor.
"Really?"
"Really." Tanith confirmed, "You're watching Return of the Jedi."
"But the only cool guy's a fricking huge slab of stone." Billy-Ray pouted.
" I told you about that-"
"Nope."
Tanith sighed.
"Fine. I'll just eat the ice cream all by myself." She fished the DVD out of the cupboard and began to set up the TV. Sanguine let out an agitated 'huff'.
"Fine." He said, pulling her close, "We'll watch Star Wars." He growled playfully in her ear. He sauntered into the kitchen, over to the freezer ; unsurprised to find a frozen human heart inside. Sanguine smiled at the memory of their first kill together; Tanith cutting this very heart from his chest and presenting to him. Still smiling, he moved the withered organ aside and reached for the ice cream at the back of the freezer – Haägen Datz, his favourite.