Harry Potter was created by J.K Rowling and this fic is rated G and K!
The Shrink and Lord Voldemort are sitting in in the doctors office Lord Voldemort is lying down on a couch.
Shrink: Secretly playing on an X-box everytime Lord Voldemort looks that way the shrink presses a button so it' concealed.
Lord Voldemort: 'Well doc that's my life up until my 16th birthday, when I turned 16th it changed again with the whole murder thing!'.
Shrink: playing on his X-box nods head up nad down 'yes, well that makes sense you've had such a traumatic chidhood!'.
Lord Voldemort: sits up slightly 'Have you been listening to me at all?!'.
Shrink: 'What?' In a dazed voice.
Lord Voldemort: 'Avada!'.
Shrink: 'What!'.
Lord Voldemort: 'AVADA KEDAVRA!' and so the Shrink is dead and his Lordship has to find a new Shrink.
THE END