Okay, so i know that i havn't been updating any of my stories, but that's because i lost intrest. I'm going to TRY to keep this one up, bacuse this one, is by far the most amusing one i have written yet.

So, for those of you who don't know me... get used to it. I'm unpredictable.

I own nothing Naruto/Akatsuki/Finding Nemo related...

Don't ask... you'll find out soon.

And yes, i really do have a cat named blossum, and a ferret named ricky, and a ferret named lila... but they come in later...

So for now, i hope you enjoy my story!

Flamers appriciated! (Told you i was weird like that!)

Fall1ng4U

"Laha!" I yelled into the phone.

~What?

"Mommy brought me home kittens!" I was so happy. The first person I called was my god-sister.

~OMG! That's so cute! How many, what colors, what names, how old… Her list kept going on and on.

"Slow your roll. I got 10 kittens, and some of them are pretty trippy. I got a blue one, yes blue, and he's so big… he's a fat cat."

~Haha, fat cat.

"I got a pretty purple girl… she's such a sweetheart too! Oh, I got a red one… it matches my little fox!"

~Bet tiffany was pissed.

"You bet right. Anyhow, they want my attention. See you tomorrow?"

~Hecksers yes! I wanna meet the new kittens!

"K. Bye bye Laha!"

~Bye sis!

*Beep* *Beep* *Bee-

I smiled. This morning I was given a box full of kittens from my mommy, saying that she found them on the street and couldn't get rid of them. I'm exstatic.

I looked down at t he kittens that were on my bed, staring at me like. Blossum is not going to be happy…

"Okay sweeties, how about I give you guys some names?" I questioned.

They all cocked their heads to the side.

"Damn cuteness… Well, how about I just search the web, if you see something you like, then try to get my attention. If you don't have a name by the time I get bored, we'll figure something out." I smiled at them and pulled out my laptop.

Right when I opened my laptop, the kittens froze, then ran to the screen. My back ground was of the Akatsuki.

"Damn, didn't think it'd be that easy…" I mused as I watched them. I opened up the internet and they all turned their gaze to me, and for some reason… they looked like glares.

I giggled and searched each individual, starting with Pein. I opened up one of the cooler looking pictures and an orange cat with black on his face went up to the screen.

"So, you're Pein." I stated as the kittens froze and turned their gaze to me. "You all seemed to like my Akatsuki background, and there are 10 of you, with 1 girl. When I pull up a picture just step forewards and then I'll give you that persons name." I smiled down and pet Pein. "You're a cutie, oh fearless leader." I purred as I picked the cat up and put him in my lap, just content with petting him.

The next I pulled up was Konan. The purple kitten stepped forewards and nuzzled my hand. "Yep you're a sweetheart." I muttered as I pet her. "Konan." She stopped nuzzling my hand and looked up at me. "Well, now I know you know your name. That was faster then blossom… but you all can meet her later." I muttered.

The next person I searched was Zetsu, and a black and white kitty stepped forewards. "Well. Your adorable." I patted him on the head as I pulled up Tobi. A little orange tabbie started bouncing around meowing. "Well Tobi, you and ricky are going to have some fun" I muttered.

The next picture I pulled up was of Kakuzu, and a dark brown colored kitten stepped foreward. "Are you obsessed with money also? It's okay… I see why he wants to protect it. Some of the members don't exactly make the wisest choices." I smiled, then picked up Pein. "You, fearless leader, need to keep an eye on your underlings from now on. You got big shoes to fill if I'm naming you after Pein." I kissed the top of Pein's head and pet him until I got him to purr. "You really are cute. All of you are, just like the people you're named after."

The next person I pulled up was Hidan… an almost naked picture of Hidan. A silver kitten stepped forewards, with what looked like a smirk on his face. "Oh My Jashin, you're a badass kitten!" I scooped him up and started to massage him until he purred. "Silver is a badass color." I muttered as I stopped petting him and pulled up Deidara.

"Blondie picks the blond… but I don't blame you. His hand mouth things are kinky." I muttered as I put the kitten Deidara on my shoulder. I think it was just me, but the blue cat looked like it was laughing, same with my badass Hidan kitty.

I pulled up Sasori and the red kitty stepped foreward. "So your gunna be the hot puppet masta huh?" I muttered, petting him.

"I will quote Finding Nemo before I show you the next person. ~Just keep swimming, swimming swimming, what do we do we swim, swim…" I pulled up a picture of Kisame and almost all the kittens looked like they were laughing. "So, do you want to be Kisame? He's the badass cuddle bug that stole one of my bestfriends hearts." I asked the pouting kitten as I pet it's tail. He seemed to brighten up at the mention of my friend. I smiled and pet him. "Kisame it is."

The last picute I pulled up I went to my images, my SCANNED images. "If you don't like the picture let me know, This guy stole my heart when I saw him, so I drew him." I picked up the little black kitty with red eyes and snuggled his head against my cheek. I then pulled up the picture to see all the kittens walk up to the screen, except for the one trapped in my hands. He looked up and into my eyes instead. "Hey, don't look at me like that. You remind me of a kicked puppy, and your to cute for that. Just enjoy your new name Itachi." I muttered as I laid back onto my bed.

I was just about asleep when I heard my dad yell up at me.

"HEATHER! COME TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN CAT!"

I sighed and picked up Itachi, putting the cat between my boobs and shirt to hold him and keep him warm. He looked up at me with big eyes. "Don't be scared, you're a heater, your looked comfy, and I think your just plain adorable. I'm going to parade you all around the neighborhood tomorrow morning." I concluded as I opened the door. A black blur was all I saw before I heard the hissing.

I walked over to my bed, and thumped Blossum over the head. Blossum is my cat. She is all black with a little white patch on her chest. Her eyes are a mix between green and yellow. "Be nice. These are the new family members." I grabbed her head between my hands. "Be nice to Konan, and if I find out you raped one of the boys, I will punt you through the wall." I threatened her.

She mewed softly then started nuzzling my cheek. "Suck up." I muttered. That's when she noticed Itachi in my shirt. She cocked her head to the side in a questioning matter. "I did the same thing to you when you were a kit." I explained to her. She seemed to accept, because she nuzzled him with her nose before licking me. "Again, suck up." I smiled at her and pulled Itachi out of my shirt. Setting him on the bed next to Blossum. "Guys, come out here." I called out.

All of the kittens scampered out of random spots in my room. Pein and Konan and Zetzu were sitting on my gamer chair, Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting in one of my dresser drawers. Sasori was looking at my Manga books, which I left on my dresser. Deidara and Kisame were in my closet setting on my stuffies. And Tobi was sleeping inside of my little goat bag that was hanging on my wall.

"Guys, meet Blossum. Blossum, meet our new family." I smiled and pet the oldest cat. She purred and went to meet the others. First was Sasori. They shared some sort of mental conversation that ended where Sasori bobbed his head up and down in answer.

She then went around and greeted the rest, licking Hidan was very amusing, he acted very much like the character he was based off of. She stopped and Pein, cocking her head to the side as he meowed. She turned to look at me and Meowed in her bitchy tone.

"What do you want bish?" I asked as I laid beck down on the bed.

She kept going until I opened the door, almost all of the kittens ran into the bathroom. I swear if anyone saw me, there was a question mark above my head. All of the kittens started mewing at me, except for Itachi who was just staring at me. I bent down to pick him up and I held him in front of my face. "You got something to say sweetie?" I questioned him. He mewed and licked the tip of my nose.

I lost all coherent thought as I hugged the shit out of him. "Goddamn cuteness." I muttered as I pulled him out of my hug and set him on the counter. "Now, whatcha need cuteness." His red eyes blazed as he started at me.

"I wish I was a telepaph." I sighed and shook my head until I noticed blossom at my feet, weaving herself In and out. "Whacha want?"

She bitch meowed again and jumped into the bathtub. "You, the biggest bitch on earth with your constant need to get out of the house, want a bath?" I deadpanned. She shook her head and glanced down at Pein. "He needs a bath?" no again. "they need a bath?" no again. "They want a bath?" FINALLY!

I smiled as I walked into my room and stripped. I looked back to see Konan and Pein yelling and fighting the rest of the boys away.

"Mew?" I looked down to see Itachi staring at me as I was about to take off my shirt.

"One sec sweetness. I'm gunna change then give ya'll a bath." I smiled down at him as I flipped my shirt off and onto the bed. I then went and pulled out a bakini top and a pair of short shorts. I quickly undid my pants and slipped them off, but was shocked as I saw all of the kittens looking at me, minus blossom and konan, but the weird thing was, their stares felt like I was being violated. I sighed and grabbed the shorts before pulling them on. I then moved to my bra, which as I was undoing, the door to my room slammed shut. I turned to see Itachi and Konan sitting in front of it. Itachi's back was turned and Konan's eyes held a questioning gaze.

Dammit… what have I gotten myself into?