(written 25 February 2010)
Hi, Ron and I are victims of this hardcore snowstorm hitting New York. The power is out and it sucks.
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Wow so summer sucked so far. But it's almost time for Hogwarts. Yay.
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Fat Guy's boss is coming over for dinner.
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Okay he is here. I have to be invisible.
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I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle, Biggie Smalls.
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I'm going into my room to be invis- WHAT IS THAT THING?
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"I wanna love you, (P. Y. T.) Pretty young thing"
"Wh-"
"My name is Dobby is House Elf. Looks like you need some tendah lovin' car (T. L. C.!)"
"No I really don't. Not from you. I want it from Ron."
"I will drop shit on your guests if you don't stay home from Hogwarts this year it's not sae for your perfect body."
"I'm not staying here you are not separating me from my sexy firecrotch Ron."
"DROP SHIT"
"I don't care, Dobby the House Elf, go do it it'll be funny."
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FUCK. That was hilarious. But now I can't go back to Shmogwarts.
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I've been dreaming about Ron every night.
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I miss him.
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"Hey Harry"
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OMG
My love came to save me!
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MY DREAM COME TRUE!
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He whisked me away just like in my sexual fantasies.
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Now it's morning.
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Ron and I can make it right in the city lights.
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Sex God.
Look at him eat he's so cute.
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Lol his dad is like wtf
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Wow his sister is hot
"You know you… you make me feel so good inside… heh… I've always eanted a girl just like you… such a PYT… Pretty Young Thing… ooooh!"
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Wow she's weird, too
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I can get used to being hereI mean if we're going to be boyfriends, I'm gonna have to be on good terms with his family.
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Fred and George are fist pumpin' and Percy is staring on with jealous.
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Percy wishes he was an Italian juicehead Guido like the twins.
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But he's not so that sucks for him.
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But Percy is such a PYT.
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Lol, one of the actors who plays Fred and George (Oliver Phelps, actually) talked to me on Twitter once XD
OKAY so this is my new book.
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So this is the products of boredom during that hardcore snowstorm that hit a week ago. My house didn't have power from Thursday night-Sunday night, and a day or two after this was written, we evacuated and went to a hotel. Stupid Ron only lost power for a couple of hours -_- But yeah it was weird. We were in a "State of Emergency" so we didn't have school for three days straight. O:
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