Well, here you go, this'll be a multi chap of many different ways James Potter and his pals have annoyed Lily Evans whilst at Hogwarts, hope you like
James Potter sat in Potions next to Sirius and Remus, getting ready to put his master plan in motion, he was going to get Lily to notice him, be it dangerous for his health or not.
"Right, everyone, partner up and get on with it!" The Professor called. Within two seconds flat James was stood beside Lily Evan's as if he's been there all along.
"Hey Lilykins, suppose your left with me," he smiled, hands deep in his pockets, looking as innocent as he could. Lily looked around in horror, seeming all her usual partners had been kidnapped by Potters fellow Marauders. She groaned.
"Fine Potter, but call me Lilykins again and you wont live to see the next sunrise," She hissed, giving him a glare that would have made the devil shiver. He followed her around the class room as she collected the ingredients whistling as he went. She huffed, practically throwing down the equipment when she got back to the table.
"Will you stop that insistent whistling Potter, sit down and look like your thinking at least," she exclaimed, gaining a few chuckles from surrounding students. James huffed and flopped in a chair next to Lily. After a few minutes he became bored. He poked Lily.
"Is this annoying?" he asked leaning on one hand, poking her with another. She rolled her eyes and concentrated on the potion in front of her.
"Is this annoying Lily?" he asked again, still poking her shoulder.
"How about now?" he asked. He face started to flush red. James grinned. They continued like this for five minutes before she turned to look James Potter squarely in the eyes.
"James Potter! I swear if you continue to be such a irritating, arrogant, immature brat I'll be slipping a draught of living death into your pumpkin juice tomorrow tea time!" she shouted at him. There was no denying it, James Potter nearly wet himself and brought his hands up, showing he'd stopped just in case. The whole class was silent except from a hissing coming from Lily's cauldron.
"Sheesh Lilykins, you should have told me you found it that annoying… " James trailed off, seeing the potion bubbling madly, it started to boil over. Lily turned and started fussing over the pot. James ducked under the table and just in time. Two seconds later the green goo splattered everything in sight, mainly Lily Evans. Shaking with fury she simply turned around stiffly and walked out the class room without another word. James Burst out laughing along with a chorus of chuckles and sniggers from the rest of the students,
James smiled, he was only just getting started.
Right i hope you like, please review!