Foxy: Ahoy there kids. I'm Foxy the Pirate. I love to make kids laugh unlike this black and tyrant. I'm the favorite animatronic unlike the Puppet whose in last. You creep out little children who run to their mothers fast. I was in the first, second, fourth, and third game. You were just in second and third, man that is so lame. I thought you had more potential. But apparently I was wrong. Now go back to your music box and play with your tiny dong.
Marionette: Oh dear Foxy, when will you understand? I might not be a favorite but at least I'm a member of the band. You've been stuffed inside a closet for the past 20 years. While I'm out with the other animatronics drinking beers. Sure I may look scary. But that don't mean I'm not nice. And I actually make kids smile when I jump out and say "Surprise!"
Foxy: You think it makes them happy? Actually it freaks them out! And god damn Puppet, you're creepy without a doubt. While your out gettin' drunk. I'm bangin Toy Chica. And don't be gettin any ideas you sneaky peeka'.
Marionette: I would never do that, she's ugly as fuck. I would rather bang a pizza than that deranged duck. I'm very sorry Foxy. But I have to speak the truth. You an Chica are ugly as hell. Ohh! You just got duked.
WHO WON! WHOS NEXT! YOU GET TO CHOOSE!