Clark and Lana get X-Ed!
Jamie Kennedy- Hi everyone in my next sketch I play a very rude and horny waiter. Lets take a look!
(Clark and Lana walk in the restaurant, a blue X appears on both of their face, an assistant walks in)
Paddy- Hi I'm Paddy, How many in your party, 2?
Clark- yeah
Paddy- okay come with me
(Paddy shows Clark ad Lana to their seats)
Lana- This is so fancy.. are you sure you can afford it?
Clark- it's OK Lana, I can
(Jamie Kennedy, dressed in a waiter outfit walks over)
Jamie- I'm Kenny Trine your waiter OK, you got your drinks?
Lana- no not yet
Jamie- Okay, c'mon I don't have all day!
Lana- uh.. allright I'll have a Diet coke
Clark- and I'll have a regular coke
Jamie- Okay
(Jamie leaves)
Lana- he is rude
Clark- I know
(Jamie returns with the drinks)
Lana- wow that was fast!
Jamie- yeah, I have super speed now c'mon order
Clark- we just got here!
Jamie- Well c'mon there is other people here!
Lana- how about you come back to us!
(Jamie leaves)
Clark- i'm going to see about getting a new waiter
Lana- just ignore him
Jamie Kennedy voice over- They are being good sports but lets see how long that can last
(Jamie comes back)
Jamie- have you got your order yet?
Clark- yeah i'm getting the chicken and rice and Lana is getting the roast turkey
Jamie- so is this your date?
Clark- my girlfriend
Jamie- too bad! she is hot! hey baby, if you want a real man come back to the cooking room
(He winks at her and walks away, Lana is sitting there with her mouth open)
Jamie Kennedy voice over- Look at her face!
Lana- that jerk!!
Clark- Lana calm down!
Lana- he is passing at me right in front of my boyfriend! I'm reporting him to the resturaunt!
(she gets up)
Clark- sit down, Lana i'll talk to him
(Lana gets up, Jamie is with the food he puts it down)
Jamie- hey baby, have you finally made that right choice
Lana- No, Kenny this whole time you have been rude to me and Clark! We are trying to enjoy our date!!
Clark- Lana, calm down!
Lana- and then you have the nerve to hit on me in front of him!!!
Jamie- i can't help myself, baby, you are just so damn fine! I want you!
Lana- Excuse me?
Jamie- you are so fine!
Clark- leave her alone, Kenny!
Jamie- i want you, Lana! i know you want me too, i see it in your eyes, why are we hiding our true feelings?
Lana- what the bleep!?
Jamie- you are just so damn fine, i can't help myself around you, lets get out of here!
Lana- you jerk!
(she throws her diet coke in his face. He screams and uses his shirt to clean his face)
Clark- Lana!
Jamie- But can i tell you something Lana?
Lana- what?
Jamie-You've been X-ED! You're are on my hidden camera show called the "Jamie Kennedy experiment" and there is a camera there and here!
(Lana and Clark's face are in utter shock, they look around and they all start laughing)
Lana- I am so sorry Jamie! I am so sorry!
Jamie- It's OK!
Lana- I'm really sorry! (she starts laughing) I'm so sorry!
(Scene to All 3 of them on the show)
Jamie Kennedy- please welcome Clark Kent and Lana Lang.! So Clark what were you thinking when I was hitting on Lana?
Clark- like you were the biggest sleaze in the world
Jamie- Lana, you have a very mean side as I saw
Lana- I'm still very sorry about that! I thought you were really hitting on me in front of Clark, I got caught up in the moment.
Jamie- So you have anyone to say hi to?
Lana- uh, yeah, Aunt Nell, Chloe, Mr. Sullivan!
Clark-Mom, Dad, Pete!
Jamie- Thank you for being such great sports and being on the show
Clark- no problem
Lana- it was fun!
Note- Jamie Kennedy did not yet know that he had X-ED the future Superman LOL! :)
Jamie Kennedy- Hi everyone in my next sketch I play a very rude and horny waiter. Lets take a look!
(Clark and Lana walk in the restaurant, a blue X appears on both of their face, an assistant walks in)
Paddy- Hi I'm Paddy, How many in your party, 2?
Clark- yeah
Paddy- okay come with me
(Paddy shows Clark ad Lana to their seats)
Lana- This is so fancy.. are you sure you can afford it?
Clark- it's OK Lana, I can
(Jamie Kennedy, dressed in a waiter outfit walks over)
Jamie- I'm Kenny Trine your waiter OK, you got your drinks?
Lana- no not yet
Jamie- Okay, c'mon I don't have all day!
Lana- uh.. allright I'll have a Diet coke
Clark- and I'll have a regular coke
Jamie- Okay
(Jamie leaves)
Lana- he is rude
Clark- I know
(Jamie returns with the drinks)
Lana- wow that was fast!
Jamie- yeah, I have super speed now c'mon order
Clark- we just got here!
Jamie- Well c'mon there is other people here!
Lana- how about you come back to us!
(Jamie leaves)
Clark- i'm going to see about getting a new waiter
Lana- just ignore him
Jamie Kennedy voice over- They are being good sports but lets see how long that can last
(Jamie comes back)
Jamie- have you got your order yet?
Clark- yeah i'm getting the chicken and rice and Lana is getting the roast turkey
Jamie- so is this your date?
Clark- my girlfriend
Jamie- too bad! she is hot! hey baby, if you want a real man come back to the cooking room
(He winks at her and walks away, Lana is sitting there with her mouth open)
Jamie Kennedy voice over- Look at her face!
Lana- that jerk!!
Clark- Lana calm down!
Lana- he is passing at me right in front of my boyfriend! I'm reporting him to the resturaunt!
(she gets up)
Clark- sit down, Lana i'll talk to him
(Lana gets up, Jamie is with the food he puts it down)
Jamie- hey baby, have you finally made that right choice
Lana- No, Kenny this whole time you have been rude to me and Clark! We are trying to enjoy our date!!
Clark- Lana, calm down!
Lana- and then you have the nerve to hit on me in front of him!!!
Jamie- i can't help myself, baby, you are just so damn fine! I want you!
Lana- Excuse me?
Jamie- you are so fine!
Clark- leave her alone, Kenny!
Jamie- i want you, Lana! i know you want me too, i see it in your eyes, why are we hiding our true feelings?
Lana- what the bleep!?
Jamie- you are just so damn fine, i can't help myself around you, lets get out of here!
Lana- you jerk!
(she throws her diet coke in his face. He screams and uses his shirt to clean his face)
Clark- Lana!
Jamie- But can i tell you something Lana?
Lana- what?
Jamie-You've been X-ED! You're are on my hidden camera show called the "Jamie Kennedy experiment" and there is a camera there and here!
(Lana and Clark's face are in utter shock, they look around and they all start laughing)
Lana- I am so sorry Jamie! I am so sorry!
Jamie- It's OK!
Lana- I'm really sorry! (she starts laughing) I'm so sorry!
(Scene to All 3 of them on the show)
Jamie Kennedy- please welcome Clark Kent and Lana Lang.! So Clark what were you thinking when I was hitting on Lana?
Clark- like you were the biggest sleaze in the world
Jamie- Lana, you have a very mean side as I saw
Lana- I'm still very sorry about that! I thought you were really hitting on me in front of Clark, I got caught up in the moment.
Jamie- So you have anyone to say hi to?
Lana- uh, yeah, Aunt Nell, Chloe, Mr. Sullivan!
Clark-Mom, Dad, Pete!
Jamie- Thank you for being such great sports and being on the show
Clark- no problem
Lana- it was fun!
Note- Jamie Kennedy did not yet know that he had X-ED the future Superman LOL! :)