A.N: Although this will probably never happen, I sometimes wonder what
would happen if it did. What would the world warriors would do to make
ends meet? I guess there's only one way to find out…
Location: Capcom of Japan
All the Street fighters from every game except Dan are in the CEO's meeting room. There was business to attend to…
CEO: Where is Dan?"
As if on cue, Dan runs into the meeting room and falls on the floor. He picks himself up and sits down in the chair provided for him.
CEO: You're 15 minutes late!
Dan: Sorry! I got caught in the rush hour traffic!
CEO: Never mind. Now that everyone is here, we can get started. As some of you may know, the Street Fighter franchise has been suffering severely for the past several months. We managed to bury Mortal Kombat and managed to stay above our main rival SNK, but we are still losing the fighting game war slowly.
Ryu: What are you talking about?
CEO: What I mean is, Namco, the company that owns Pac-man, is number one with their Tekken series. We can't compete with that.
Ken: But we have a 3-D series as well! What about Street Fighter EX?
CEO: That lasted for a while. But a lot of people just saw that as a Tekken clone. That's not the only blow to us however…
Chun Li: What else is hurting us?
CEO: That live-action movie you guys made a few years back. That really hurt us.
Cammy: Yeah luv. That movie nearly killed us.
Guile: Although I was the star in that movie, they had some nerve getting Jean-Claude Van Damme to play me! God Damn!!
Bison: The movie was so bad that the actor portraying me died after it was done.
Dee Jay: You mean Raul Julia?
Bison: Yeah, that's his name.
Dan: Wasn't he Gomez in the Addam's family movies as well?
Dee Jay: Yeah. He was pretty good too.
CEO: We are getting off the subject here. Because of all these mistakes and nearly fatal blows, Capcom has nearly had to file bankruptcy. Although we managed to slowly come back, the Tekken series is beating us too bad. At this rate, Namco will completely put Capcom out business! So it pains me to do the only thing left in order to save Capcom…. All of you…. Are fired…
All the Street Fighters: What!!
CEO: I'm sorry. But it is the only option left. The Street Fighter franchise is no longer profitable. That live-action movie came back to haunt us. I have your final checks here. I will leave them on the table. It has been an honor working with all of you. Take care of yourselves. (CEO exits)
Ryu: Crap! Now what are we going to do?
Ken: I'm still rich! I'm going to open up my own dojo!
Dan: I knew that this would happen! That's why I filled out an application for another job in advance!
Cammy: What are you going to do, luv?
Dan: Can't tell you. It's a secret…
Chun Li. Ookay… So Ryu, what are you going to do? I'm sure you can find another job with your college degree!
Ryu: Actually Chun Li, that's something that I've been meaning to tell you. I never went to college…
All the Street Fighters except Ryu: What!
Some Street Fighters spit out their coffee, while the others just fell on the floor laughing. All except Ken, Chun Li, and Sakura of course…
Chun Li: You are going to go to school, right?
Ryu: I want to, but college is expensive. How will I get the money?
Ken: I'll cover it. You've saved my life so many times it's the least I can do.
Chun Li: I still love you Ryu. I want you to move in with me in my apartment.
Ryu: But you don't work for Interpol anymore. What will you do?
Chun Li: I'm going to work in a Chinese restaurant. That will help us with food and bills.
Dan: What are you going to do, Blanka?
Blanka: Arrough! Aroough! (I'm going to that "special" school I told you about. I'll finally be able to learn how to speak so everyone will be able to understand me! Plus it's really cheap! And it's only for one year!)
Dan: Where is it located?
Blanka: Arrough! (In Hong Kong)
Dan: I'm proud of you Blanka! I have an apartment there! You can move in with me!
Ken: What's Blanka talking about?
Dan: Blanka is going to that special school in Hong Kong that will give you a bachelor's degree in one year! And it's really cheap!
Chun Li: Ryu, you're going to that school.
Ken: That would also be a lot easier on my wallet…
Dan: You and Blanka will be classmates! You two can study together!
Ryu: I don't know how to thank you guys…
Chun Li: By graduating. I'll help you with your homework every night. And if you do really good, I'll help you with extra credit too?*wink, wink*
Ryu started to blush red from what Chun Li said. He knew what extra credit meant…
Ryu: Then it's settled. I'll go to this school in Hong Kong and move in with Chun Li. Dan, you still haven't told us what your new job is.
Dan: Give it up, Shoto boy. I'll never tell in a million years…
Ken: I guess we'll just have to find out…
Dan: Good luck.
This is only beginning, so stay tuned! I will do chapters on most of the Street Fighters! Wonder what Zangief will do? You'll find out! And if you have any ideas for what a Street Fighter could do for a living, let me know! I'll give you credit and use your idea!
Location: Capcom of Japan
All the Street fighters from every game except Dan are in the CEO's meeting room. There was business to attend to…
CEO: Where is Dan?"
As if on cue, Dan runs into the meeting room and falls on the floor. He picks himself up and sits down in the chair provided for him.
CEO: You're 15 minutes late!
Dan: Sorry! I got caught in the rush hour traffic!
CEO: Never mind. Now that everyone is here, we can get started. As some of you may know, the Street Fighter franchise has been suffering severely for the past several months. We managed to bury Mortal Kombat and managed to stay above our main rival SNK, but we are still losing the fighting game war slowly.
Ryu: What are you talking about?
CEO: What I mean is, Namco, the company that owns Pac-man, is number one with their Tekken series. We can't compete with that.
Ken: But we have a 3-D series as well! What about Street Fighter EX?
CEO: That lasted for a while. But a lot of people just saw that as a Tekken clone. That's not the only blow to us however…
Chun Li: What else is hurting us?
CEO: That live-action movie you guys made a few years back. That really hurt us.
Cammy: Yeah luv. That movie nearly killed us.
Guile: Although I was the star in that movie, they had some nerve getting Jean-Claude Van Damme to play me! God Damn!!
Bison: The movie was so bad that the actor portraying me died after it was done.
Dee Jay: You mean Raul Julia?
Bison: Yeah, that's his name.
Dan: Wasn't he Gomez in the Addam's family movies as well?
Dee Jay: Yeah. He was pretty good too.
CEO: We are getting off the subject here. Because of all these mistakes and nearly fatal blows, Capcom has nearly had to file bankruptcy. Although we managed to slowly come back, the Tekken series is beating us too bad. At this rate, Namco will completely put Capcom out business! So it pains me to do the only thing left in order to save Capcom…. All of you…. Are fired…
All the Street Fighters: What!!
CEO: I'm sorry. But it is the only option left. The Street Fighter franchise is no longer profitable. That live-action movie came back to haunt us. I have your final checks here. I will leave them on the table. It has been an honor working with all of you. Take care of yourselves. (CEO exits)
Ryu: Crap! Now what are we going to do?
Ken: I'm still rich! I'm going to open up my own dojo!
Dan: I knew that this would happen! That's why I filled out an application for another job in advance!
Cammy: What are you going to do, luv?
Dan: Can't tell you. It's a secret…
Chun Li. Ookay… So Ryu, what are you going to do? I'm sure you can find another job with your college degree!
Ryu: Actually Chun Li, that's something that I've been meaning to tell you. I never went to college…
All the Street Fighters except Ryu: What!
Some Street Fighters spit out their coffee, while the others just fell on the floor laughing. All except Ken, Chun Li, and Sakura of course…
Chun Li: You are going to go to school, right?
Ryu: I want to, but college is expensive. How will I get the money?
Ken: I'll cover it. You've saved my life so many times it's the least I can do.
Chun Li: I still love you Ryu. I want you to move in with me in my apartment.
Ryu: But you don't work for Interpol anymore. What will you do?
Chun Li: I'm going to work in a Chinese restaurant. That will help us with food and bills.
Dan: What are you going to do, Blanka?
Blanka: Arrough! Aroough! (I'm going to that "special" school I told you about. I'll finally be able to learn how to speak so everyone will be able to understand me! Plus it's really cheap! And it's only for one year!)
Dan: Where is it located?
Blanka: Arrough! (In Hong Kong)
Dan: I'm proud of you Blanka! I have an apartment there! You can move in with me!
Ken: What's Blanka talking about?
Dan: Blanka is going to that special school in Hong Kong that will give you a bachelor's degree in one year! And it's really cheap!
Chun Li: Ryu, you're going to that school.
Ken: That would also be a lot easier on my wallet…
Dan: You and Blanka will be classmates! You two can study together!
Ryu: I don't know how to thank you guys…
Chun Li: By graduating. I'll help you with your homework every night. And if you do really good, I'll help you with extra credit too?*wink, wink*
Ryu started to blush red from what Chun Li said. He knew what extra credit meant…
Ryu: Then it's settled. I'll go to this school in Hong Kong and move in with Chun Li. Dan, you still haven't told us what your new job is.
Dan: Give it up, Shoto boy. I'll never tell in a million years…
Ken: I guess we'll just have to find out…
Dan: Good luck.
This is only beginning, so stay tuned! I will do chapters on most of the Street Fighters! Wonder what Zangief will do? You'll find out! And if you have any ideas for what a Street Fighter could do for a living, let me know! I'll give you credit and use your idea!