I don't write nearly enough comedy, do I? Nor have I written about Jinx and Ebony's fabulous little cousin Hazel. So I thought I'd combine the two in this hilarious adventure to find Hazel's true Prince Charming.
This story was made for two purposes. Mostly to make fun of myself because I always put romance in my fanfics, so now I'm going to joke about it! And also because of my three friends who were desperate to be in one off my stories. Special thanks to my G Kieran, who let me make him into a girl!
Hazel was bored. For a hugely rich cat born into a family of millionaires, she should have been content with her life living in a huge mansion with all the possessions she could wish for. But it was funny how often she got bored.
Her cousin, who had no parents and lived with her brother, having to earn their living even though they were just kids, had a much more exciting time than her. She was forever on adventures, which made Hazel feel blue.
Hazel's cousin was called Jinx, and she lived in the Muppet Theatre, this was where Hazel was headed now. As she wandered down the street, she hoped that there would be some excitement in store.
Well, if Hazel wanted drama, she got it as soon as there was a sudden BOOM, and in a puff of violet smoke, three strange figures appeared.
"Who are you?" Hazel asked.
"We are three witches," the first one said. "I am Morgana…but you can call me Morgan."
"I am Emma," the second one said. "It's not very interesting, I know."
"And I am Keira," the last one said. "The most beautiful one of them all!"
"You are not!" Emma shrieked.
Morgana was blond with sea-green eyes. Emma had long, dark, brown hair and even darker brown eyes. Keira had the same eyes as Emma, but she had bright auburn hair.
"But if you're witches, surely you should be ugly," Hazel said. "Unless we're going by The Wizard of Oz logic, and then that means you're all good witches. I hope you are, because I don't like the idea of bad witches-"
"Shut it!" Morgana cried impatiently. "You talk too much."
"I know," Hazel admitted. "My cousin Jinx says-"
"Enough!" Emma cried. "We have something to tell you!"
She nudged Keira. "What? Oh, yeah. You are a fictional character, aren't you?"
"I think so," Hazel said. "I remember meeting my creator on that journey I went on with my cousins."
"Well we witches have discovered that if you want more screen-time-"
"Screen-time?"
"Yes. You want to be in the spotlight, don't you?"
"Oh, yeah!"
"Then this is what you must do."
"What?"
"Get a boyfriend."
"What?"
"Do that and everything will turn out just the way you want it."
"You mean I won't be bored anymore?"
"Certainly not."
"Well in that case, I'm on it!"
So as the witches disappeared into another puff of smoke, Hazel sped off to her cousins' theatre at double the speed she was going before.
Bit rough around the edges, but I hope you enjoyed. Trust me, the next chapter will be a lot funnier.