CHARACTERS:
Angelica: Penelope Cruz
Jack: Johnny Depp
April: Isla Fisher
Will: Orlando Bloom
Josie: Reese Witherspoon
Peter: Tom Hardy
Jasmine: Megan Fox
Adam: Chris Pine
Butch: Paul Walker
June: Joanna Gleason
Blackbeard: Ian McShane
Barbossa: Geoffrey Rush
Teague: Keith Richards
Bill: Stellan Skarsgard
Janet: Olivia Wilde
Fern: Robert Downey Jr.
June 22, Modern Day:
11:23 am
June - is cooking lunch in kitchen -
Barbossa - is at the Grotto -
Jack - stands outside of June's with Angelica -
April - walks to Junes -
Angelica - I had a great morning Jack. I just wish I could've spent the whole day with you.
Jack - yea, but ill be back tonight. I'm just going to Tortuga. Maybe I can come.
April - walks past Angelica - Make it quick.. - steps inside house -
Jack - you don't wanna do that.
June - listens to 80's on 8 while cooking -
April - Hey mom. - sits on bar stool -
June - Hey sweetie, how are things.
April - Good. Where's dad?
Angelica - why not?
Jack - family issues.
June - Oh you know.. sinking tourist ships.
Angelica - oh.
Jack - sorry.
April - Is he ever going to grow up? - eats carrot -
Angelica - I understand.
June - Some people never mature, sweetie,
Jack - well, I gotta go. love you. - kisses -
Angelica - love you too. See you tonight?
Jack - yea.
Josie - walks to Junes -
Angelica - walks inside -
April - phone buzzes and looks down -
April - smiles, and replies -
June - Hey sweet pea. Where's Jack?
Angelica - he had to go to Tortuga. Family problems I guess.
Josie - walks inside June's house -
April - That is what they always say..
Josie - walks into kitchen and sits on other bar stool -
Angelica - what do you mean? I knew Jack used to be a player, but he changed
April - sips sweet tea -
June - Any who..
Angelica - so you think he's cheating on me?
April - No. I'm just saying he can't always be trusted.
Angelica - well you know what im going to Tortuga to prove you wrong. Anyone else joining me?
Josie - looks away -
June - I can't I have knitting club tonight.
April - I have work..
Angelica - Josie, wanna come?
Josie - I have to unpack more..
Angelica - oh. okay. Well, if i don't come home, I'm stuck at Tortuga either because he is cheating on me or he's very seductive.
June - Gross.
6:00 pm
Angelica - loads up boat to sail to Tortuga -
April - walks home from work -
Adam - Hey April.. - rides over on horse -
Jack - sits in bar waiting for Jennete -
Angelica - sails -
April - Yes? - looks up at -
Adam - I need your advice.
Jack - sees Jennete -
April - About what?
Adam - The Wedding. Want to go for a ride?
Jennete - hey Jackie Poo... - kisses -
April - Sure. - climbs onto horse and holds onto Adam -
Adam - rides off into hills -
Barbossa - sees Jack in bar
Jack - hey baby.. - stands - wanna dance?
Barbossa - drinks more -
Jennete - sure. - dances with -
Angelica - lands on Tortuga -
Angelica - walks to bar -
Adam - sits on rock by water fall with April -
April - picks daisies -
Adam - I just am not sure how I should propose...
Angelica - walks in, sees Jack -
Angelica - sits at bar and watches -
Jack - sings to Jennete -
Jennete - kisses -
Angelica - watches -
Angelica - walks out of bar -
April - turns around - Well.. you tell her shes the most beautifulist person in the world, you think about her all the time.. all day everyday, and when you're at work fighting crime and all, you can't keep her off your mind. And you wish you could tell her you love her every second of every day. And when she goes out to get her hair done or buys a new outfit and you don't tell her you noticed, you feel like you just lost part of your world.
Adam - smiles - You're good at this..
April - blows dandelion -
Adam - Let me give you a ride home.. - hops onto horse -
April - hops on and holds on to -
Angelica - calls April -
April - in mid ride - Hello?
Adam - slows down and pulls to side -
Angelica - you were right.
April - I was?
April - Dang... I'm sorry Ang.
Angelica - im on my way homee now. I never wanna see that asshole again.
Adam - mouth - What happened?
April - shrug - Okay. I'll see you at Junes.
Angelica - kay.
Angelica - hang up -
April - hang up - IM GONNA KILL THAT PIRATE!
Adam - laughs and continues riding -
Angelica - speed sails -
Adam - walks April to door - Thanks for all the advice.
Angelica - docks -
April - No problem. - hugs - Go get hitched. - smiles -
Angelica - walks to June's -
Adam - laughs and hops on horse riding home -
Angelica - sees April -
June - dances around house in bath robe with Barbossa singing 500 miles -
Angelica - walks in -
Barbossa - OOhh. - dances with -
Angelica - walks upstairs and slams door -
Jack - calls Angelica, 500 miles plays in bar -
June - hears Angelica - I'll be back. - ties robe and heads to bedroom -
June - knocks on door - Sweet pea?
Jack - sings -
Angelica - answers -
Angelica - ass hole.. - hangs up -
Jack - gets on boat - what was that about?
Jack - sails to Port Royal -
Angelica - blasts 80's music -
June - walks downstairs - She's very upset, Hector..
Barbossa - hears music - He's such a jerk.
Jack - docks -
June - You are so cute, baby. - kisses -
Jack - walks to June's -
Jack - knocks on door -
June - Ooh.. - ties robe and heads to door -
June - opens door - Oh.. you.
Barbossa - SPARROW! - wobbles to door -
Jack - Hi Mrs. Barbossa. Is Ang ready for our dinner date?
Josie - sneaks in Angelica's window - Hey girl, I heard about Sparrow. What a ass.
Angelica - turns music off- If i see him again. im gonna burst..
Josie - sits on windowsil - He's outside. Go ahead..
June - You better be kidding.
He;s outside?!
Josie - Yep..
Jack - why would i joke about our date? we go out alot.
June - I know what you did.
Angelica - Fuck! - grabs gun and sword and runs downstairs - JACK!
Jack - Hey- - gets cut off by gun shot -
Angelica - shoots at -
Jack - JESUS CHRIST! - ducks -
June - kisses Angelica's head - Lock the door when you're done sweetie. Goodnight.. - heads upstairs with Barbossa -
Angelica - drops gun and chses Jack with sword -
Jack - HOLY SHIT! - runs and dives off of landing -
Angelica - I DONT WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN! - walks back into house -
Angelica - locks doors -
Will - sits in dingy - Yikes..
Barbossa - AND IM GONNA KEEP ON LOVING CHEW!
Josie - busts out music -
Jack - gets out of water -
Angelica - watches out window -
Jack - walks up to bridge -
Jack - sees 11:11 - I wish i could just forget tonight.
Pitch - comes up behind Jack - I can make that happen.
Jack - really?
Tooth Fairy - flies out of window, sees Pitch - NO!
Pitch - all it takes is for two words.
Jack - which are?
Adam - walks into house all seductive - Jaz?
Pitch - all you have to say is I Believe.
Jack - i believe.
Tooth Fairy - NO!
Pitch - snaps fingers and pours black sand-
Jack - turns lighter and turns invisible -
Pitch - disappears -
I wrote this with a friend, so I cannot take full credit. Hope you enjoyed it and there will be a lot more where this came from. :)