Fleet Gets Arrested for Domestic Violence

"What kind of game is that?" asked Magril.

"It's not a game," explained Fleet. "It's a scale model of the Cessna 150 plane, the plane that broke the sound barrier."

"The sound barrier must be pretty hard, because this plane is all smashed up." said Magril.

"It's not smashed." said Fleet. "I'm gonna build it. Stop touching everything! You'll mix up the pieces!"

"I've never heard of toys that come already broken." said Magril. "I'm going, never go when you want me to go because I'm going. Like that, the minute you want me to go, I'm on my way outta here. No waiting."

"SHUT...THE...F**K...UP!" Fleet yelled.

"And if you say 'Please', I go even faster because when..." Magril said as Fleet growled. Magril left the room.

One month later, Fleet was finished with the scale model of the Cessna 150.

"It's the best thing I've ever made! I can't wait to show this to Claudette!" said Fleet.

Magril heard Fleet in the other room. "Did I hear you say OCTOROK?" asked Magril.

But Fleet wasn't there. Magril took his plane and flew it out the window. The sound of breaking could be heard.

"Fleet, you made that plane all." said Magril.

"No, Magril," explained Fleet. "I made it exactly correctly...WHAT?!"

Fleet goes outside to see what happened, and gasped in horror. Magril had broke his plane.

"If it could break the sound barrier, falling out of a window shouldn't be able to break it." said Magril.

"I told you not to touch it!" yelled Fleet.

"You built it all. Did you read the directions? It did fly through one second! It's not my fault that you made a plane that can fly!" said Magril.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!" Fleet screamed as he punched Magril.

Magril then went into the house, crying.

"Fleet, come here! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE" Princess called.

"Uh-oh. There's gonna be troubllllllllllllle." said Fleet.

Magril was sitting on the counter where Nars was going to put ice on it.

"Are they gonna have to amputake my arm?" asked Magril.

"No, Magril. It's 'amputate', not 'amputake'." said Nars.

"They're gonna amputate?" Magril asked again.

"No, I'm gonna put ice on it." said Nars.

Just as Nars put the ice on Magril's arm, she screamed.

"What's wrong?" asked Nars.

"That's cold." replied Magril.

Meanwhile, Fleet was in the living room with Princess.

"Apologize to your sister." ordered Princess.

"No way! She should apologize to me! I worked all week on this plane! I told her a million times not to touch it!" said Fleet.

"You're bad." Magril said, being carried by Nars.

Later, Fleet was on the time-out chair with Nars and Princess sitting.

"Fleet, this means no TV for a week." said Nars.

"WHAT?! SHUT...THE...F**K...UP!" yelled Fleet.

"I've heard enough! No TV for two months!" said Nars, extending the time.

"Why am I being punished?" asked Fleet. "F**K YOU!"

"That's it! Three months!" Nars yelled.

"Three months?!" both Fleet and Magril said.

"Nars, maybe that is a bit..." said Princess

"Four months!" interrupted Nars.

He gave up. "Oh, forget it!" He punched Fleet, causing the police to show up.

"Looks like we caught the crazy crook redhand! Book him, Charlie!" said the officer.

Later, Fleet was in his cell. Magril came over.

"Hello, Fleet. I asked Mom and Dad to come too, but they wouldn't. They were too ashamed." said Magril.

"You're the one who should be in here! I'm innocent and you know it!" Fleet demanded.

"Oh, blah blah blah blah." said Magril. "You'll be out in two weeks."

Magril handed her record player to Fleet. "Here. I thought you might want a little music."

He turns it on, and it was playing the Caillou theme song. Fleet couldn't take it anymore.

What was he going to do after he was out in two weeks?