Under the Sea - Year 198X

Here we are - an amazing phenomenon is about to happen. (A cell floats by) This here cell is going to make history, by evolving into a brand new creature. The cell beeps, as it lights up and starts morphing. The cell grows a small mushroom-shaped head. Soon enough, It is now growing eyes and a mouth. Spots are forming on the mushroom's cap. Now it-

Cell: HELLO!

Oh. Hi, I guess.

Cell: I'M TOOOOOAAAAD!

Toad, ey?

Toad: IT'S VERY LONELY HERE.

Yeah, you're the only one of your species.

Toad 2: HI THERE! I'M TOAD!

For Fu-

Toad: HEY, WANNA BE FRIENDS?

Toad 2: HELL YEAH!

Toad: THIS WATER PLACE IS BORING ME OUT.

Toad 2: I HEARD THERE'S THIS PLACE CALLED LAND, WANNA CHECK IT OUT?

Toad: HELL YEAH!

OK, so the two Toads climb up onto the sandy beach. Wait, what's this, they're growing hands and feet! How marvelous!

Toad: WHAT ARE THESE THINGIES?

Toad 2: I LIKE WAVING THEM! I CAN WALK NOW!

Toad: YEAH. SWIMMING IS SO 197X.

The duo now stumble across one of the already roaming creatures, the Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Toad: ER. MAH. GERD. IT IS SOOOO CU-YOOTE!

Toad 2: WHAT DO WE NAME HIM?

(The Yoshi produces an egg)

Toad 2: HE POOOOPED AN EGG!

Toad: OK, SO WE'LL CALL HIM POOPY!

Yoshi: Brrrim!

(Poopy sticks his tongue out, twirling it around the two Toads)

Toad: OMG! WE'RE STUCK!

(Poopy eats the Toads)

I guess the two Toads have found themselves in quite a predicament.

Toad 2: YA THINK?

Meanwhile, Inside Poopy's belly:

(The Toads are sitting in the stomach, while the roof drips with odd green liquid)

Toad: THIS SUCKS.

Toad 2: AT LEAST WE WEREN'T EATEN BY A TYRANTRUM. THAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

(The stomach rumbles)

Well, it's gonna be worse coming out than it was coming in.

Soon enough, Toads would populate the area, most notably the Mushroom Kingdom area. Join us next time as we take a look at the modern world of Toads.

Toad: THIS IS GOING TO SUCK.

Disclaimer Thingy: Toads, Mario and any other properties mentioned in this fanfiction are property of Nintendo. I can't just use the properties and not give permission. Nothing's free, yo.