The Twelve Cases Worked sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas.
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: I don't own Gibbs, Tony or NCIS, neither do I own the original lyrics. The filkage, however, I take the blame for. :D
The Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the first case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
A Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the second case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the third case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the fourth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the fifth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the sixth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the seventh case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the eighth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Eight usual suspects,
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the ninth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Nine Agents slacking,
Eight usual suspects,
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the tenth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Ten ships a sinking,
Nine Agents slacking,
Eight usual suspects,
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the eleventh case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Eleven hackers hacking,
Ten ships a sinking,
Nine Agents slacking,
Eight usual suspects,
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory.
~*~
On the twelfth case we worked,
DiNozzo found for me
Twelve gunners Gunning,
Eleven hackers hacking,
Ten ships a sinking,
Nine Agents slacking,
Eight usual suspects,
Seven Captain cavorting,
Six wingman stealing,
Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,
Four calling girls,
Three new clues,
Two murdered squids,
And a Perp in the Lavatory!
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