Shut Up
Oh yeah, more Uchihacest thank you. This one is actually quite short. Oh well, I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: Nothing but the immense collection of Shonen Jumps that prove I don't have a life.
"So little brother, is your hatred strong enough yet?"
"Shut up Itachi."
"You do need to really hate me if you want to kill me, you know."
"Shut up Itachi."
"Because hatred is usually the main reason for many things. My death could be one of them."
"Shut up Itachi."
"Oh, and did you see that battle yesterday? You know, with that guy and that other guy?"
"Shut up Itachi."
"Yeah, you know the guy who died? I think the guy who killed him knew what he was doing, because he hated the guy he killed."
"Shut up Itachi."
"You could be like that guy if you hated me enough."
"Please shut up Itachi."
"Oooh, look at that man! He looks so emo!"
"Will you please shut up Itachi?"
"Do you know who else looks emo? Do you?"
"God, why won't you just shut up?"
"You look emo, that's who!"
And that was the last straw, for Sasuke whipped his head back and pressed his lips against Itachi's. For some reason, Itachi automatically responded to the kiss and he and Sasuke were making out in the middle of the road, which was empty due to plot convenience.
"I was wondering how long it would take before you gave in." Itachi said, smirking while petting his younger brother's hair.
"You know, there are easier ways to get my attention than annoying me. I was getting a major headache by how much you were talking." Sasuke responded, rubbing his temple as a means of hope to relieve the ever-present throbbing.
"Aww, do you what your big brother to help you get rid of the pain?"
"No."
"Too bad. I'm getting rid of it anyway."
"Please shut up Itachi."
END
Yay. I haven't lost my love for Uchihacest yet. I guess I'm just a sucker for unusual pairings. Wow, this one isn't rated M either. How awesome. I hope you enjoyed.