-Our story starts out out at the movies-
Naomi- Dude I want Kyo!!!!
Leon- DUDE! I want PEANUT BUTTER on my hotdog...Why the hell are you putting ketchup on it?
Takes out gunblade Where's my peanut butta?
Cloud- I want bleep on my nachos!
-Sorry, but you really don't want to know what he wants on his nachos. Meanwhile, outside the theaters-
Kinky- Just leave the frekin poor people alone Riku.
Riku- Awww...Puppy dog eyes But I wanna dollar...
Kinky- Gives him a dollar
Riku- Another pwease???
Kinky- Gives him another dollar
-Meanwhile-
Cloud- OOOOHHHHHH!!!!! Look it all the hot chicks!!!!!! Holy shit, lookit those... Those-
Leon- Hits Cloud and knocks him out
Axel- Jelly!!!! GIMMIE jelly DAMMIT! JELLY!
Naomi- Calm the fuck down!!!
Cloud- Unresponsive
Kinky- Walking towords everyone, still giving Riku money.
Riku- C'mon, one more dollar and you'll have givin me a hundred...PLEASE???
Kinky- Oh look, I'm out of money.
Riku- NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Kinky- Hey guys! Where's satori? And why is Cloud dead?
axel- One) We don't know...We thought he was with you...
Two)Leon knocked him out
Three) Fear my breath! It's minty! Mu wa ha ha ha ha- Breaths on me-
Riku- Hey Axel, you gotta dollar? C'mon c'mon!
Cloud-Undead I see dead onions! We must save them!
Kinky- Uh...No thanx?
Leon- Onions make me cry...
Riku- Espicially if they die...
Axel- NO MY ONION!Snatches onion MINE!!!!!
Cloud- Hey.. Where'd that onion come from?
Riku- Your mom.
Kinky- Your underwear.
Leon- Whitie tidies???
Axel- Hey I wear boxers!
Kinky- Thanks for da info...Gets hit by shoe OWWW...Hey!Looks up and sees Satori on balcony
Satori- Hey baby Jumps off balcony and falls(lol) OWW...I Was supposed to land that! Owwie!!!!!
Me-Kisses his cheek
Satori- Thanks baby.
Riku- Eeeewwww...She kissed him! Do it again, do it again, do it again! Said like Cheese from Foster's home
Kinky-Kisses satori I wuv you! Yay cake! Eating bubble gum
Satori- Chomp chomp chomp! Who's that?
Kinky-Looks at random person I don't know..
Satori- I was making fun of you stupid!
Kinky-Ohhhh.
Cloud- Helloooo Kinky! Starts feeling on me
Satori- HELLOOOOO CLOUD! Ready to die? Axel?
axel- Yes? Glows on fire Dude? I AM SATAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!! ROAR!!!! Ok i'm done
Leon- Dude that was like totally lame. Like omg gag me with a spoon kinda lame.
Kinky-Sticks spoon down Leon's throat
Leon-Dies
Riku- This is a non-prep zone. All preps will be shot...Survivors will be shot again.
Axel- Gum! I want gum!
Kinky-Gives Axel a piece of gum
Axel- This tastes like powder...Baby powder...
Satori- And you know how that tastes how?
Axel- Cause I do biyatch.
Cloud- Hot peoples!!!!!!!!!!Steps on Leon's dead body as he runs to a girl
Leon-Unresponsive
Tiana-Uh... Who are you?
Cloud- Your new husband
Tiana- But what about Boston?
Cloud- Who dat?
Kinky- Who are you talking to?
Cloud-None ya.
Tiana-Boston is my boyfriend
Cloud- DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Hmm... Dude I want tacos...
Kinky- I'm a man.
Everyone- WHAT?!?
me- Jk Jk.
Satori- Not funny. I thought I was going out with a man for a second there.
Cloud- Taco taco!
Kinky- Dude, tacos are gay.
Cloud- MY TACO!!!!! Grrrrrr...
Tiana-Uhhhh...
Axel-Let's go get tacos!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku- K. Let's go to Taco Bell!!!!!!!!
Leon- Frothing at the mouth