I wanted to try one of those stories that made no sence, I think it's called a humor so here I go! Note: I don't own Digimon, never said I did.
Taichi:13
Sora:13
Yamato:13
Daisuke:10
Hikari:10
Mimi:12
Koushiro:12
Takeru:10
Joe:14~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mimi walked down the street gracefully as she threw her arms around Taichi. "Oh, Taichi, my dear husband, why have you been running from me: Your one and only love?"
Taichi's eyes oppened wide and he hit her across the face, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SLUT, THAT I AM NOT YOUR HUSBAND?!"
Meanwhile.....
"Crap is brown, crap is brown, crap is brown!" Koushiro skipped over to Joe's house. On his way he met up with a kitten, "Guess what! Crap is brown!" The kitten scratchd his face. Finally, when Koushiro got to Joe's house he held out a small white box and said, "Guess what! Crap is brown!"
"Oh my gosh, we have to be quiet, if everyone finds out then, then we're ruined! What happened to your face? My dad better take a look at that." Joe pulled him in the house. "We have to hurry and get to Taichi's house for the sleep over with our brand new product!"
" Who cares about my face! The crap on a stick might spoil!"
Meanwhile....
"Truth or dare?" Hikari, Takeru, Sora, Yamato, and Daisuke where over at Hikari's house.
"Dare!" Sora stretched her legs out.
"I dare you to kiss the next guy that arrives!" Hikari giggled for she knew that Taichi should be coming home any second now...
"But, Hikari..." Sora hesitated Ding-dong! "Damnit, damnit, damnit!"
"You can get it Sora." Hikari offered. "Oh! And on the lips!"
"Why you little..."She said under her breathe.
Taichi opened the door and to his suprise Sora gave him a kiss on the lips extremely fast. "Sora?" He turned deep deep red.
Mimi looked over his schoulder, "Sora! Your my best friend and here you are kissing my future husband! I can't believe it!" She stomped off to the rest of the group.
Sora gave Hikari a 'I'm gonna get you back' look and said, "Oh, hi Taichi, that was just a little welcome to your house kiss..."
Ding-dong! Mimi clapsed her hands together, "I'll get it!" She fixed her hair.
She slightly opened the door, "Yes ma'am, would you like to buy some exclusive, wonderful, fantastic, crap on a stick? There's twelve in a pack for only 200 yen! And now, with this exclusive offer, you get two free! Also, you get our handy little dandy carrying case!"
"Ick! Joe, Koushiro, stop making cheesy little jokes!" She opened the door for them to come on. Hikari came up to Joe and gave him a kiss, a french kiss that is...
Sora was in the background laughing her ass off, "That...was...so....good!" She could bearly breathe.
"Hikari, I'm gonna tell mom, you know your too young to do stuff like that!" Taichi of cource.
Takeru and Daisuke's mouth hang. "Okay boys!" Mimi fixed that slight problem. "Now back to the game!"
It was Hikari's turn, "Okay, Yamato, truth or dare?"
"How about dare."
"Wait a second, would any of you here like to buy some world-famous crap on a stick?" Joe held out a box that read in big brown letters, 'World Famous Crap On A Stick!'
Everyone in unison said, "NO!"
"Okay..." She scratched her head, "I dare you to...to...go sneak one of my dad's beer and drink it all!"
"Hikari, where are you getting these idea's!?" Taichi had to be the over protective big brother.
Yamato went into the kitchen and came back with a beer. Everyone chanted, drink, drink, drink! He gulped it down until it was all gone. "Awwww, that was good. Can I have another?" He escorted himself to the kitchen and came back with a dozen.
After Yamato finished drinking two more in less then a minute he asked, "Okays Raichi, er...dare or truth?"
"Comes with two free samples that you can give to your friends!" Koushiro held out the box.
"NO!" They all said in unison again. Except Yamato said, "Yeahs!"
"Truth." Taichi responded knowing that obviously Yamato was drunk.
"Okays...." He let out a burp, "Okays, er...you like Mora right?" Taichi turned deep red, "So Raichi, you who like say!"
"What?" Taichi hoped he would stay drunk.
"What did you say Yamato?" Sora asked him.
"You who like say!" He screamed again and again. "You who like say! You who like say!" He rocked himself back and forth. A minute later he sneaked on to Koushiro's laptop when no one was looking and entered, 'Hentai' and was soon at a site full of Digimon hentai.
"Look at Mimi! Look at Mimi!" He pointed at the screen.
"Takeru, Daisuke, and Hikari go into my room until we get Yamato to calm down."
"Ick! I look nothing like that!" Mimi hit the laptop close.
"Uhm...anyway, Daisuke, truth or dare?" Taichi ignored Yamato...and told Daisuke, Takeru, and Hikari they could come back out.
"And a free, handy little dandy carrying case to put your wonderful, fantastic, world-famous Crap on a stick!" Joe held out the box again.
"WE DON'T WANT YOUR CRAP!" They all said in unison again except Yamato who said, "Give me have free sample? Free sample! Free sample!"
"What would you like me to say idol? Oh wait, your gonna say it's up to me. Let's see...I'll pick Dare 'cause I know you have an awesome idea for me!" Daisuke grinned.
'Oh, please...' Takeru thought.
"You have to take four of Yamato's beers and drink them!"
"Whatever you want Tai!" Daisuke grabbed three beers in one hand and stuck his other hand out to grab the next one.
"No beer you for! Mine, mine!" Yamato grabbed his wrist. "MINE, MINE!"
"It's okay Daisuke, three is good enough, start drinking." Takeru wanted him drunk so he could some more quality time with his girlfriend, Hikari.
He drank the first one slowly, "Hey, this isn't that bad!" Then he reached for the second one that he swallowed within seconds. He oppened the third bottle and drank it all up. He looked up and ran to Yamato, "Moooore, beer. I like it, I like it. More! Moor!!" Daisuke punched Yamato.
"Don't hit my brother!" Takeru hit Daisuke.
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This is my first try at an all hummor and a little tiny bit of romance in case you couldn't tell. (My other one was romace with a bit of humor) Please tell me your thoughts about this and which part you like the most. I won't write the next part until I get 11 reviews. please please please r/r. Plus- schould this be a Taiora (tai and sora) or Taimi (tai and mimi)? Vote! You can always recommend this to your friends!! ||^_^||
Taichi:13
Sora:13
Yamato:13
Daisuke:10
Hikari:10
Mimi:12
Koushiro:12
Takeru:10
Joe:14~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mimi walked down the street gracefully as she threw her arms around Taichi. "Oh, Taichi, my dear husband, why have you been running from me: Your one and only love?"
Taichi's eyes oppened wide and he hit her across the face, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SLUT, THAT I AM NOT YOUR HUSBAND?!"
Meanwhile.....
"Crap is brown, crap is brown, crap is brown!" Koushiro skipped over to Joe's house. On his way he met up with a kitten, "Guess what! Crap is brown!" The kitten scratchd his face. Finally, when Koushiro got to Joe's house he held out a small white box and said, "Guess what! Crap is brown!"
"Oh my gosh, we have to be quiet, if everyone finds out then, then we're ruined! What happened to your face? My dad better take a look at that." Joe pulled him in the house. "We have to hurry and get to Taichi's house for the sleep over with our brand new product!"
" Who cares about my face! The crap on a stick might spoil!"
Meanwhile....
"Truth or dare?" Hikari, Takeru, Sora, Yamato, and Daisuke where over at Hikari's house.
"Dare!" Sora stretched her legs out.
"I dare you to kiss the next guy that arrives!" Hikari giggled for she knew that Taichi should be coming home any second now...
"But, Hikari..." Sora hesitated Ding-dong! "Damnit, damnit, damnit!"
"You can get it Sora." Hikari offered. "Oh! And on the lips!"
"Why you little..."She said under her breathe.
Taichi opened the door and to his suprise Sora gave him a kiss on the lips extremely fast. "Sora?" He turned deep deep red.
Mimi looked over his schoulder, "Sora! Your my best friend and here you are kissing my future husband! I can't believe it!" She stomped off to the rest of the group.
Sora gave Hikari a 'I'm gonna get you back' look and said, "Oh, hi Taichi, that was just a little welcome to your house kiss..."
Ding-dong! Mimi clapsed her hands together, "I'll get it!" She fixed her hair.
She slightly opened the door, "Yes ma'am, would you like to buy some exclusive, wonderful, fantastic, crap on a stick? There's twelve in a pack for only 200 yen! And now, with this exclusive offer, you get two free! Also, you get our handy little dandy carrying case!"
"Ick! Joe, Koushiro, stop making cheesy little jokes!" She opened the door for them to come on. Hikari came up to Joe and gave him a kiss, a french kiss that is...
Sora was in the background laughing her ass off, "That...was...so....good!" She could bearly breathe.
"Hikari, I'm gonna tell mom, you know your too young to do stuff like that!" Taichi of cource.
Takeru and Daisuke's mouth hang. "Okay boys!" Mimi fixed that slight problem. "Now back to the game!"
It was Hikari's turn, "Okay, Yamato, truth or dare?"
"How about dare."
"Wait a second, would any of you here like to buy some world-famous crap on a stick?" Joe held out a box that read in big brown letters, 'World Famous Crap On A Stick!'
Everyone in unison said, "NO!"
"Okay..." She scratched her head, "I dare you to...to...go sneak one of my dad's beer and drink it all!"
"Hikari, where are you getting these idea's!?" Taichi had to be the over protective big brother.
Yamato went into the kitchen and came back with a beer. Everyone chanted, drink, drink, drink! He gulped it down until it was all gone. "Awwww, that was good. Can I have another?" He escorted himself to the kitchen and came back with a dozen.
After Yamato finished drinking two more in less then a minute he asked, "Okays Raichi, er...dare or truth?"
"Comes with two free samples that you can give to your friends!" Koushiro held out the box.
"NO!" They all said in unison again. Except Yamato said, "Yeahs!"
"Truth." Taichi responded knowing that obviously Yamato was drunk.
"Okays...." He let out a burp, "Okays, er...you like Mora right?" Taichi turned deep red, "So Raichi, you who like say!"
"What?" Taichi hoped he would stay drunk.
"What did you say Yamato?" Sora asked him.
"You who like say!" He screamed again and again. "You who like say! You who like say!" He rocked himself back and forth. A minute later he sneaked on to Koushiro's laptop when no one was looking and entered, 'Hentai' and was soon at a site full of Digimon hentai.
"Look at Mimi! Look at Mimi!" He pointed at the screen.
"Takeru, Daisuke, and Hikari go into my room until we get Yamato to calm down."
"Ick! I look nothing like that!" Mimi hit the laptop close.
"Uhm...anyway, Daisuke, truth or dare?" Taichi ignored Yamato...and told Daisuke, Takeru, and Hikari they could come back out.
"And a free, handy little dandy carrying case to put your wonderful, fantastic, world-famous Crap on a stick!" Joe held out the box again.
"WE DON'T WANT YOUR CRAP!" They all said in unison again except Yamato who said, "Give me have free sample? Free sample! Free sample!"
"What would you like me to say idol? Oh wait, your gonna say it's up to me. Let's see...I'll pick Dare 'cause I know you have an awesome idea for me!" Daisuke grinned.
'Oh, please...' Takeru thought.
"You have to take four of Yamato's beers and drink them!"
"Whatever you want Tai!" Daisuke grabbed three beers in one hand and stuck his other hand out to grab the next one.
"No beer you for! Mine, mine!" Yamato grabbed his wrist. "MINE, MINE!"
"It's okay Daisuke, three is good enough, start drinking." Takeru wanted him drunk so he could some more quality time with his girlfriend, Hikari.
He drank the first one slowly, "Hey, this isn't that bad!" Then he reached for the second one that he swallowed within seconds. He oppened the third bottle and drank it all up. He looked up and ran to Yamato, "Moooore, beer. I like it, I like it. More! Moor!!" Daisuke punched Yamato.
"Don't hit my brother!" Takeru hit Daisuke.
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This is my first try at an all hummor and a little tiny bit of romance in case you couldn't tell. (My other one was romace with a bit of humor) Please tell me your thoughts about this and which part you like the most. I won't write the next part until I get 11 reviews. please please please r/r. Plus- schould this be a Taiora (tai and sora) or Taimi (tai and mimi)? Vote! You can always recommend this to your friends!! ||^_^||