A/N: Okay this is my first wrestling fanfic but yeah. Please read and review. All types of reviews are welcome, even flames.
Plot: What happens when several Smackdown stars who don't exactly get along with each other miss their flight and have two days to travel from New York to Orlando? This takes place after Survivor Series 2004 but before the Christmas holidays. Features John Cena, JBL, Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Carlito, Kenzo Suzuki, Rene Dupree and Big Show.
Pairings: So far only John Cena/OC, maybe more later on.
Chapter 1- What do we do?
Eddie Guerrero and his best friend Rey Mysterio Jr. looked at the ticket agent in disbelief. They had just been told that the next flight to Orlando did not leave until three days from now and the plane they were supposed to catch had taken off five minutes ago. Sighing, Eddie and Rey walked over to where a bunch of seats were for people who were waiting for their flights. Suddenly, they heard several voices and both of them looked up. Once they saw the group of people coming toward them, both Eddie and Rey sighed in disappointment. Coming toward them was none other than Rene Dupree, Kenzo Suzuki and that idiotic, self-proclaimed wrestling god, JBL.
"Looks like these idiots also missed the flight ese," Eddie said to Rey, who nodded.
Just then another person walked up, saw Eddie and Rey then walked to where they were. "Yo, what ya doin' here dawgs?" John Cena asked, slapping hands with both Eddie and Rey.
"John ese, we missed our flight," Eddie said.
"Oh man, and I'm assuming those idiots also missed the flight?" John asked, pointing to JBL, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
"Yeah, so we gotta find a way to get to Florida by Tuesday," Rey said.
"Shit, this is great news," John said, just as JBL, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki noticed them and walked over to them.
"Well, if it ain't the Vanilla Ice wannabe, the midget Mexican and the illegal immigrant who ran across the border," JBL said, addressing John, Eddie and Rey.
"Yo if it ain't the great wrestling fake," John said, glaring at JBL.
"Hey you better watch your damn mouth you thug!" JBL yelled, getting into John's face.
"Whoa, whoa, what's going on here?" the Big Show asked, joining everyone.
"Ese, we missed our flight!" Eddie cried.
"Great, how the hell are we going to get down to Orlando?" JBL asked while Rene Dupree muttered something in French and Kenzo Suzuki muttered something in Japanese. "I need to be in Orlando so those idiotic fans can bow down to a true wrestling god!" he yelled, raising both of his arms in the air while everyone else stared.
"Yo news flash JBL," John said, nodding at Rey, Eddie and Show, who made a beat for him to rap to. "You ain't no wrestling god yo, you just a big ass washed up fluke, man you ain't the star of the show, people see you and they puke!" he rapped, as Rey, Eddie and Show applauded.
"Watch it you thug!" JBL yelled menacingly.
"Man I ain't scared of you, but word of advice dawg, ain't nothin' you can do, other than hit a gym you big fat log," John rapped out again.
"Alright, guys, let's figure out a way to get to Orlando by Tuesday," Rey said, stepping in between JBL and John Cena.
"Where's your respect you little midget? Bow down to me!" JBL said.
"Don't you ever call me a midget! Got that?" Rey asked, getting in JBL's face.
"Whoa, whoa, break it up all of you," Eddie said, getting between JBL and Rey.
"Hey you illegal immigrant, I need you to mow my lawn," JBL said, looking at Eddie.
Eddie's face reddened in anger and he held a clutched fist up to JBL's face. "Don't make me do this holmes," he said, waving the fist in front of JBL.
"Alright, enough of this shit! JBL shut your big mouth before I lift your pathetic ass and throw you out of this damn airport!" Show yelled, getting everyone's attention, including Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki, who apparently had begun talking to each other in their native tongues.
"What are we going to do about then, you overgrown gorilla?" JBL asked, looking up at the huge seven foot Show.
"Yo yo yo JBL you such a fake, don't make me hurt you so your whole body ache," John said.
"Damn it you low-life thug! Watch what you're saying next time!" JBL said, going toward Cena before the Big Show slapped JBL and knocked him down.
"Whoa, what are you guys doing here?" Carlito asked, looking at everyone.
"If it ain't the little chia pet," John said, glaring at Carlito.
"Now, that's not cool," Carlito said, taking a bite from his apple.
Before Carlito could do anything else, John Cena took his apple and threw it at JBL. An enraged JBL then leaned over and tried to hit John Cena but while he was trying to reach Cena, Carlito decided it would be a good time to spit out the chunk of apple he had bit off at John Cena. Unfortunately for Carlito, John Cena decided to move and the apple chunks hit JBL instead, who had moved into Cena's spot just as Carlito decided to spit. John took one look at JBL and began laughing. Eddie, Rey, Show, Kenzo, Rene and Carlito also decided to join in and laugh at JBL. An angry JBL wiped the apple chunks off him then glared at everyone.
"Now, that was cool," Carlito said, smiling.
"Alright, can we just figure out how to get to Orlando?" JBL asked angrily.
"Holmes, it's so easy," Eddie said, laughing.
"You got an answer, you dumb illegal immigrant?" JBL asked, getting into Eddie's face.
"Man, what did I tell you?" Show asked, holding up JBL by his collar.
"Yo so spill the beans and tell us what's good dawg," John said.
"We are going to drive down to Orlando!" Eddie cried excitedly.
"And how the hell are we going to do that?" JBL asked.
"You're a fuckin' moron sometimes ya big wrestlin' fake," John said, rolling his eyes.
"Well, I don't see you helping things out Vanilla Ice!" JBL said.
"Whoa, guys, don't you get it? We're going to rent a car and drive down to Florida," Rey said.
"Hell no, I ain't staying with that thug over there," JBL said, pointing to John Cena.
"Dawg, it's aite man, I'm gonna get a car with my crew Eddie, Rey and Show then you can get a car with those fruits," John said, pointing to Carlito, Kenzo and Rene.
"That sounds good to me, we'll see you guys in Orlando," Eddie said, preparing to walk away.
"Wait just a minute Eddie!" JBL yelled, causing some people to stare at them. "There is no way in hell we're gonna split up. We're gonna get a car big enough for all of us and drive down to Orlando."
"Fine, let's go then," Rey said, as everyone walked toward a rental car agency. They saw an attractive blonde at the counter and John walked up to her smirking.
"Yes, what can I do for you?" the woman at the counter asked, recognizing John as a guy she had met before in a Boston night club. She also remembered having a one night stand with him and she fell in love with him but never saw him again until now.
"Well, first off you can tell me your name girl," John said, smiling at her.
"Oh I'm Julie," she said, staring at John's muscular body hidden under a white t-shirt and a fitted Boston Red Sox hat. 'He looks just as good as he did back then,' she thought.
"Julie, I'm going to need a favor from you," John said, looking at the group behind him.
"Sure what is it sir?" she asked.
"Whoa, whoa, my name's John. Ain't nobody gonna be callin' me sir," he said.
"Okay John, what would you like?" she asked.
"First of all I need a car that can fit a seven foot giant, a fat ass idiot who's full of himself, a midget Mexican, an extremely horny Mexican, an idiot who talks in Japanese, another idiot who spits out bites of his apple and a dumb French guy along with me. Second, I was wondering if you would like to fill the position of my girlfriend," he said, smiling at her.
"John, the first request is going to be hard. I'm not sure if I'll be able to find a car that can fit more than seven people especially since you have a giant with you. But I totally agree to the second request," she said, smiling.
"Why don't you come over here then girl?" he asked as she walked over to where he was standing. After looking into each other's eyes, both of them hugged then passionately kissed each other as Eddie and Rey stood nearby watching.
"Rey, did you just see that?" Eddie asked, staring at Julie.
"I can't believe John's making out with her like that," Rey said.
"YO JOHN! Get the car and let me talk with your mama sita," Eddie yelled.
John stopped kissing Julie then looked up at Eddie. He winked at Eddie then began to kiss Julie again. Finally, he stopped and Julie went back behind the counter. "So, how about that car?"
"I really don't know John, the only thing I can get for you guys is an RV," she said.
"Will it fit all of us including you?" he asked.
"Yeah, it should fit everyone," she said, before realizing that he intended for her to go on the trip with him. "John, what do you want me to do about my job?"
"You could quit then live off me," he said.
"But I don't even know what you do," she said, pouting.
John smiled as he watched her pout. "You look cute when ya do that girl. But I'm a wrestler and so are those guys."
"Well then, here's the keys to the car. Give me a second," she said, going to the back before walking out without her uniform on.
"Damn girl, what happened to your uniform?" he asked, looking over her petite figure.
"Oh I quit," she said, walking with John to the rest of the guys.
"Yo Eddie, here's the keys," John said, tossing the keys to Eddie. "Oh yeah, meet my girlfriend Julie," he said, gesturing to Julie.
"Hey what's up guys?" she said, waving at them.
John looked at Eddie and saw he had a bulge in his pants the size of the Big Show. "So, this is the horny Mexican Eddie Guerrero, this is Rey Mysterio, this is the Big Show, that's JBL a.k.a Just a Big Loser, that's Carlito the Carribean fruit and those are the retarded brothers," he said, introducing Julie to everyone else in the group.
"Alright guys, let's go to the RV," Julie said, leading them to the RV. Once Eddie saw the RV, he smiled and ran over then hugged the hood of the car.
"Don't worry about Eddie, he's a good guy," John whispered into Julie's ear.
"Wait, thug and his whore bitch, who's driving?" JBL asked.
John angrily turned around and walked over to JBL. "Don't you ever call her that again, or else I'm gonna fuckin' beat the shit outta you so bad no one gonna know its you," he said, grabbing JBL and throwing him face first against the RV.
"Whoa, ese, be careful of my baby," Eddie said, walking to John with his hands raised.
"Alright, let's go in already," John said, holding Julie's hand and walking with her to the back of the RV where there was a couch for two people. They quickly claimed the couch and everyone else began coming in. Eddie, Rey and JBL went to the front of the RV where Eddie drove, Rey rode shotgun and JBL sat behind them to insult them. Rene, Kenzo, Show and Carlito then claimed the beds that were in the middle. Of course Show had trouble fitting into the bed, as it wasn't designed for a man of his size.
"John, this is so amazing," Julie said, staring into his eyes.
"I'm glad you like it shawty," he said, kissing her.
A/N: So how was it? Please, please read and review. Thank you so much. Oh and as I continue with my story, you will probably notice bad grammar from Eddie, Rey and John Cena, mostly John. This is to represent the hip-hop/rap culture that John is a part of. And I will say it now. I AM NOT TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF MEXICANS OR ANY OTHER ETHNIC GROUP IN THIS STORY. I am just portraying JBL as a guy who makes fun of people's races and all that.