Soul pudding
By anny.
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Disclaimer: I have no rights, … to hellsing that is, or rocky horror or any other infringement that I have made in this fic,
Rated for "mild themes" lol no actually more like horror or occult, but its MILD.
Random short but, what's with video ratings these days?, I once found a movie rated PG for MILD themes, what is that? Horror themes and adult themes I understand but MILD?
And how is it that violence and swearing are allowed to be put in PG films now?
I remember a time where the "F" word combined with violence MA 15 +
Ok I'm done now, enjoy or be mortified its up to you!
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After the war the folks at the hellsing estate found themselves with very little to do.
Integra spent most of her time doing paper work, Alucard went in to a sort of hibernation most of the time and sears, well that was something different.
Ant one who didn't know any better would have thought that she had developed some sort of multi-persona disorder, but this was not the case at all even thou it seamed like it.
Pip was still alive… … … in a manner of speaking, his soul was still trapped inside of sears's body.
And was as awake as ever.
"I wonder what ze others are up to?"
"what… who!?"
"ze other wild geese what are you comrades up to?"
"… … there dead… remember?"
"oh …right ….from ze war!"
Sears didn't realize that she had started to talk out loud with Pip, normaly there conversations were telepathic, internal but since no one was ever around when thay talked she let it be 'normal' voiced conversations. At that point Walter passed by. "who are you talking to Miss Victoria?" he asked.
"uhh… no one!" came her rather snappy reply, Walter raised an eye brow and gave her a suspicious look before moving on. Sears chuckled nervously before letting out a deep sigh.
"that was a close call maranugiet"
"shut up you!"
Sears growled and punched her self in the gut "owe my liver!" and with that she fell to the ground in pain.
Meanwhile
Walter was talking to Integra " I don't think there taking it too well" she said between drags on her cigar.
"what ever do you mean my lady?" Walter spoke as he poured more tea. "Alucard and the police girl, they've been acting rather strangely" . "how do you mean?" Walter was not sure what direction this was going. " Alucard seams depressed and sears, well she's been acting more strangely than usual". Integra took a long draw of her cigar. "I think you might be right Madame, I don't know about Alucard but I've caught miss Victoria doing things out of character, and ive even seen her talking to her self!".
Integra raised an eye brow " to her self" she repeated. " yes and not just one side of a conversation but she answers her self out aloud too!". Integra looked intrigued "my ,my , my this is serious now isn't it, dose Alucard know that his poppet is insane?" . "I'd imagine so" Integra made the 'hmmm' face for a bit
"what ever shall we do with them?"
"take them out to the back paddock and shoot them"
They laughed for a bit.