I was attacked by a baby plotbunny. It turned into brotherly Furt fluff, so I'm not going to complain.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. It would be nice if I did, but...oh well.

"KURT!"

The boy in question sighed at the sound of his stepbrother almost desperately calling for him. He had just gotten comfortable in his bed, armed with a cup of warm milk and the latest issue of Vogue. Nevermind the fact that it was 5:30 in the afternoon.

"KUUUUUUURT!" Finn's voice rang through the house again.

"Yes?" Kurt called back, not even bothering to hide the frustration in his voice.

"Can you come here?"

"Why?"

"It's, uh...just...it's an emergency!"

Kurt rolled his eyes. Finn-emergencies were never anything important enough to be considered real emergencies.

...unless he was in the kitchen.

With that in mind, Kurt tossed the magazine to his side, leapt out of bed, and practically flew up the stairs.

"Okay, Finn!" he shouted, still running up the stairs, "Step away from the appliance! And please, for the love of Lady Gaga, don't try to put the fire out with milk again, we all kn-AHH!"

"Oh my god! Are you okay, Kurt?"

Kurt looked up at Finn from the ground (yeah, that hurt), and nodded, "Yeah. Fine. What did you catch on fire this time?"

His question was met with a confused and slightly offended expression.

Kurt sighed and lifted himself off of the floor, which Finn took as his cue to speak.

'Uh...nothing. But I'm going on a date with Rachel later and I kinda have no idea what to wear, so-"

"Ah, fashion emergency," Kurt nodded, the wheels in his head beginning to turn.

"Uh, right! So...do you think you can-"

Kurt smirked, "Think? Please. I know I can help."

Finn smiled back, "Really? Thanks, dude!"

With that, Kurt turned on his heel and began strutting toward the general direction of their room.

"Hey, Kurt?"

He stopped, "Yeah?"

Finn coughed, "I might have maybe melted one of those plastic spoon things to the stove, too."

Kurt only sighed and shook his head before he started walking again.

Finn's expression turned confused, "...What?" He started chasing his stepbrother down the hallway. "Kurt! Kurt, come back!"

I love Furt. So much.
Don't forget to be on the lookout for a SLS update tonight, as well!

- Casey (: